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Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Weekend at Paulo's

When Érika de Souza Vieira wheeled her lethargic-looking uncle into a Brazilian bank, clerks quickly sensed something was amiss. 

“I don’t think he’s well. He doesn’t look well at all,” remarked one distrustful employee as Vieira tried to get her elderly relative to sign off on a 17,000 reais ($3,250) loan. 

Paulo Roberto Braga was indeed indisposed. In fact, the 68-year-old appears to have been dead.
-WiscoDave



12 comments:

  1. Was his name Bernie?

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  2. Fucking cunt reminds me of an X.
    This is the human garbage the government is holding the door open for.

    TMF Bert

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  3. E's not dead: e's pinin' for the fjords . . .

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    1. Christopher GardnerApril 23, 2024 at 11:24 AM

      Yes! Monty Python! Mahalo for the gut wrenching laughs, Jannie!

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    2. Norwegian blue. Lovey plumage

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  4. I've seen that guy before. It was when I was at the polls in November of 2020

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  5. Evil lives on and karmas going to be the bitch. I remember a friend once said "when you die you just become the shit on the lawn for sale or auction" and family comes out of the wood work to "grieve"

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  6. Rigor Mortis takes a while to set in. You're looking at someone who died in the last 12 hours or so.

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    1. It was livor mortis which occurs sooner than rigor.

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  7. The guy in the wheelchair is almost as life like as Biden.

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