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Monday, April 08, 2024

WHAT??? IT'S STILL MONDAY??? gifdump

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    1. She clipped her head with the door when she opened it.

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    2. She must be really short.

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    3. Or really drunk or drugged out.

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    4. Had the car not been parked on a slope, she would probably have been fine.

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    5. ive done that ,

      drove cars for years that didnt have a frame around the window , then Id get in one that did and whang myself right in the head with it.

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  2. #10 ~ Would have been cheaper to hire a gas jockey. Funny, I don’t remember any gas pumps being jerked around when I was growing up.

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    1. Not America look at the license plate. We have had break away hoses here in Detroit since at least 84 when I was a gas jockey

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    2. How long before EV's start doing this at charging stations?
      Related question: How long before tweakers start stealing those charging cables?

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    3. Rick, the answer to your questions, sadly, are, Yes and Yes. Already happened. #1, some. #2 , enough that it is a major problem already.

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    4. I'm guessing that's a halon suppression system. Doesn't seem to work as advertised.

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  3. What the hell is number 5?

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    1. Runaway rotary concrete float. Gas powered, spins on the surface like a floor polisher to leave a smooth rock free surface on large areas.

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    2. Two less-than-mental-giant cement workers not knowing how to control their equipment...

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    3. A power trowel gone roque. One of the most evil machines made by man.

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    4. Needs a dead man switch. Or is that sexist?

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  4. 8 didn’t Dodge that Ram….

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  5. #1 Amost happened to one of my project team members. Maintenance crew jack hammered a hole in the concrete floor and covered it with CARBOARD!

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  6. #1 I'm given this guy the benefit. One, that should not have been left that way. Two, he is coming from a dark building and I think the sun is shining in his eyes. If so, the glare would keep him from seeing that hole.

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    1. And he wasn't even buried in a smartphone.

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  7. Great stuff. #5 and #8 had me rolling on the floor.

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  8. #2 I've seen something similar happen recently on TV.

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    1. The nautical version of trying to beat the red light. Similar consequences.

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    2. Remember Baltimore!: The Bridge Strikes Back

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  9. That's gotta suck. Look both ways, cross the street, only to get clocked by a sheep.

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  10. #9. Aw man, show the little one some compassion.

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  11. #9 This photo will be brought back up if he runs for political office. His career ending black face photo.

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  12. #2 - Sailboats, the bicyclists of the boating world.

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    1. weird how neither boat noticed the bridge dropping back down till one hit it.

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  13. LMAO with these, got the dogs all concerned.

    Yeah, pick him up, don't stand there foning.

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