A scorned, drunk monkey reportedly went on a wild revenge spree and bit five people after becoming jealous of his owner's partner.
Garik, a monkey from the village of Myliki, Komsomolsk-on-Amur, Russia, escaped from his owner, Anna, on Friday after her husband let him out of his cage, Russian outlet Knife Media reported.
Drunk money? Never seen drunk money, must have been a sight!
ReplyDeleteYeah well, when a news site relies only on spelchek for editing, these things happen.
DeleteI added the 'k', thanks for pointing it out.
Drunk Money, aka: Child Support.
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Drunk monkeys are really dangerous especially if you disturb them while their trying to fuck a football.
ReplyDeleteDang, just about the time I think I know everything some one tosses out words a wisdom.
DeleteShit happens, wasn't hard to figure out. I swear I type n't after words like couldn't. Then I post or go back and read and the n't isn't there. I aint a hunt and pecker and am positive I've type in what I wanted to type cuz I'm reading as I type. Not a big deal to me when it happens to others. I know what they meant.
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