A teenage boy is in a 'serious' condition in hospital after climbing on a train and electrocuting himself in the genitals.
The 15-year-old fell on the rails in agony before being pulled onto the platform.
The boy was making a social media video when his stunt went wrong in Elektrougli, 30 miles east of Moscow.
Pretty good candidate for this years' Darwin Award...
ReplyDeleteIs there a sub-category of the Darwin Award where they take themselves out of the gene pool without dying?
ReplyDeleteAsking for a fren.
Given what may have happened to his part of the reproductive system, he may have done that.
Deleteyes.
DeleteThere is. Read this one: https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009-23.html
DeleteDarwin awards are awarded for removing oneself from the gene pool, preferably before reproducing. Death is not a factor, although most awards are given posthumously.
DeleteThat link indicates M-80s were outlawed in 1966. Then why were we still able to get them when I was in college in the late 70s? My room mate got them, not me. Honest.
DeleteI just bought M-80s in Nevada.
Delete"Electrocuted genitals and charred his penis". Obviously, that’s the latest way of transitioning without parental consent.
ReplyDeleteShocking!
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"his stunt went wrong in Elektrougli" - what a town name for this event!
ReplyDeleteAnd it's pronounced Electro Ugli... /s
DeleteJack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick, Jack's in the hospital with a french-fried d!ck.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteJD
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DeleteI wonder if that also happened to Putins father.
ReplyDelete"Instead of a spectacular stunt on camera and tons of likes, he received an injury that he will remember for the rest of his life if doctors save him"
ReplyDeleteIt'll still get tons of likes, just not for the reason he originally envisioned🤣
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The Russians have always worked hard at getting into the Darwin Awards, but usually involves "Wadka".
ReplyDeleteStarker was here
Wonder if it smelled like chicken?
ReplyDeleteFucked around and found out!
It amazes me when people that have never worked with electricity play around with electricity. He got off easy I think.
ReplyDeleteCharred the meat off his dick, now he has to go through life with a boner
ReplyDeleteDaryl
He sure scorched his shorts.
ReplyDeleteDamn it man,...where's the fucking footage?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteAnother idiot reporter that doesn't know the difference between shocked (you lived) and electrocuted (you died).
ReplyDeleteWhat a moron. Certainly a novel way to burn your wiener.