Blowing a .230 half an hour after his last snort? That is almost exactly three times the legal limit around these parts. It's a wonder he didn't spontaneously ignite.
I got railroaded by the po-lice in Euless, Texas in 1976. I was 19 and they told me I blew a .25. Heck of it was, I was headed to work for a freight company 2nd shift. I'd had exactly one beer with a burger for lunch 2 hours prior. Ended up the old county judge understood and handed me a $500 fine and 6 months probation adjudicated. I've been at .25 since and brother, that's some knee walking drunk.
What’s the world coming to when a man can’t participate in a drunken fistfight in an Applebees parking lot! I thought this was America. - cue Randy Marsh from South Park.
Blowing a .230 half an hour after his last snort? That is almost exactly three times the legal limit around these parts. It's a wonder he didn't spontaneously ignite.
ReplyDeleteI blew a .24 when I got a DUI back in 1982. The only reason it wasn't higher was because they ran me out when the bar closed at 2am.
DeleteThe Waffle House demographic is moving on up to Applebee's.
ReplyDeleteYup, and that's the way it was.
ReplyDeleteI got railroaded by the po-lice in Euless, Texas in 1976. I was 19 and they told me I blew a .25. Heck of it was, I was headed to work for a freight company 2nd shift. I'd had exactly one beer with a burger for lunch 2 hours prior. Ended up the old county judge understood and handed me a $500 fine and 6 months probation adjudicated. I've been at .25 since and brother, that's some knee walking drunk.
ReplyDeleteWhat’s the world coming to when a man can’t participate in a drunken fistfight in an Applebees parking lot! I thought this was America. - cue Randy Marsh from South Park.
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