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Monday, May 13, 2024

It's still Monday in case you were wondering

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  1. #9 makes me hurt

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    1. certainly makes somebody's wallet hurt.

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    2. It's just one way to launch.

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  2. #3 - Never understood why the old mixers weren't made like power tools...you know...with a grip switch so if you let go it turns off. Sure beats fumbling around for the toggle while it's wrapping your hair up.

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    1. I used to work in a cooking school with lots of girls/ladies. Step one - all hair pulled back. Step two - all sleeves rolled up so they don't catch fire on the stove. Step three - see steps one and two

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    2. Good idea to remove rings, bracelets & watches when using rotating equipment.
      Saw a guy with long hair lose a quarter-size chunk of scalp when he got it caught in a drill press. Bled like a sonofabitch.
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  3. #9 - Aaaaaaaaaaaannd we're off to the Biden boat parade!

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  4. #1 - So you know those 7 labels on the side of a ladder?
    One of them says not to use the top 2 rungs.
    There's a reason for that label.
    It's because of guys like that.

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    1. Well, he has a "man"-bun so i kinda expected that. Was funny anyway :)

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    2. One reason I don't do ladders anymore.

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    3. He set the ladder in soft dirt Notice he was in a hurry. Going up a ladder in a hurry is rarely a good idea.
      Probably in a hurry because Larry and Moe on the extensions hadn't given much thought to what they were planning to do.

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  5. I'd love to know what happened in #7.

    #8 reminds me of my mini bike. I bought it 15 years ago and it came with a 2.5 hp motor. It was wimpy, so I bought a 6.5 hp motor from Harbor Freight. The damn thing is crazy and you can't keep the front tire on the ground. I got too drunk at a BBQ and was showing off when I crashed and broke a rib.

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    1. St Louis or KC style? BBQ ribs are the best.

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    2. (Guessing) He didn't disconnect the battery / ignition coil, so it started & rolled back.

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    3. Avoid the noid

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  6. There is a very valid reason that Heatlh Departments require hair nets for food preparation.

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  7. 10 more examples of how our society is doomed. Well, maybe 9 examples..#2 could have happened to anyone.

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    1. sad but true. we need to remove all warning labels and let the natural stupid of people
      remove themselves from society . or as my mom used to say clean up the gene pool
      as it getting kind of dirty. and just because you do something really stupid, your family doesn't need to "win the stupid lottery" with a shit lawyer.
      gotten real tired of reading about some dipshit family getting rich off their kids
      stupid last act. just me, I guess. dave in pa.

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    2. I want to know when & where this evolutionary shit is supposed to happen, cuz I'm not seeing it.
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  8. #3 is tonight’s episode of “Ow! My Balls!”

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  9. #6 Demonstration of physics and applied sciences.

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  10. I like Trucks. I have one.
    My truck doesn't look fucking retarded.
    Don't make your truck look fucking retarded.

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  11. 7) I wonder if there was a kid in the cab. My father was "watching" my nephews in a similar way. I asked him if the keys were still in it and he said that nothing's going to happen. I missed it, but one of them pulled it out of park and took him for a ride across the road with him in the engine compartment.
    Got lots of stories like that. Surprised nobody got killed or maimed.

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  12. Evolution in reverse?

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