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Friday, May 31, 2024

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A man described by police as a “serial slingshot shooter” was arrested after an investigation revealed he had been shooting people for nearly a decade.

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Never mind. It was a self correcting problem.

A man described by police as a “serial slingshot shooter” died five days after being arrested for firing the weapon multiple times over several years in an Azusa neighborhood.


4 comments:

  1. Nice of him to save the county from having to prosecute him. Although I wonder why they charged him to begin with given Califruitopia's penchant for not charging most crimes these days. Oh wait, he's white and lived in an middle class neighborhood. Nevermind.

    Nemo

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  2. Long term slingshot bandito. It could have been worse. He could’a been assaulting female's genitalia with his Duncan Yo-yo.

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  3. Sounds like he took a giant step back to his childhood. Back in the fifties me and buds with homemade sling shots busted some shit up. A Y branch with a hunk of inner tube, a patch or leather and a nice rock worked just fine. Busted up stuff the mean adults owned but unfortunatly or stupidly, could not pass up a hornets nest.

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  4. Suicide by slingshot...
    would have been a better story.
    - Loose

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