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Monday, May 13, 2024

Memes to take your mind off your Monday

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    1. Hear, hear! Or I guess I should say, See, see!

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  2. 1) Favorite Clinton joke: Q - Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? A- Janet Reno is her dad!
    18) It's funny how different generations see things. I was watching the movie "Patton" with my sons and in the early part of the film where he came rolling in with sirens blaring to take over the "Western Task Force" he had "WTF" flags on all the vehicles. The kids were cracking up.

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    1. I remember when worthless Willie took office, people were dissing Chelsea and the networks did an artists depiction of what she would look like as an adult. Nope, ugly is ingrained in her every pore right along with the evil.

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    2. I think Hubbell, her real dad, is ugly enough.

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    3. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone and Chelsea is a big boned female.

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    4. Chelsea smiles like she smells something bad.

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  3. #20. The internet has ruin quite a few of us, hasn’t it?

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  4. #20 Yes I sure would. Smoking hot babe right there. Unlike all liberal women.

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  5. 12 - let me know how the shifter works out. Titanium can be a bit difficult to drill.

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  6. 8. BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
    -lg

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  7. #12- I made hundreds of thousands of pounds of metal for hip sockets and knee joints. The alloy we made was not Titanium, but an alloy of Cobalt/Chrome/Molybdenum, called F-75.
    I had a very long hip socket insert that I kept in my car for years, to use as a club for anything that I might have needed it for.
    I did use it once to hit a deer on the head that I struck with my car. I found that it was not as effective as I expected, and ended up using my knife to cut her throat.
    I hit 4 or 5 deer in the 15 years I drove over 36 miles each way to work. I only killed 3 out of the ones that I hit. But they all damaged my cars.

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    1. You're off your ADHD meds again.

      Look, squirrel!

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  8. No. 12. Austin Moore hip hemiarthroplasty implant for femoral neck fracture in elderly, made of medical grade stainless steel, 316L. Makes a great door knocker.

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  9. # 12. That is a cool idea. My old man had an ounce of dental gold in his mouth. I didn't find that when I went through his ashes.

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    1. Melted.... or your brother got there first.

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  10. 2) God may have been a talented creator, but he definitely was not much of a civil engineer. Why in the world would you build the amusement park right next to the sewerage treatment plant?

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