When we visited Egypt, I saw a poor Donkey being beaten with a 2X4 to make it keep going. The load on the cart was like that one. There is a special place in Hell, with no Virgins, for those degenerates.
#2 is why I hide my truck with the winch behind the house anymore. there are a LOT of those morons around here that think just you have a winch on your truck, you should be happy to pull them out of whatever stupid shit they got themselves into. about 3-4 years ago, I said enough of that shit and started to tell them go call a tow truck. that didn't go over well with a lot of the teenage clowns around here. although a few of their dads understood why. used to be at least 2-3 per month and you might get a thanks. maybe. but them helping you out ? forget it, never happen. so, call a tow truck. dave in pa.
Thanks for the "Fountainhead" reference! I've been wondering lately why there is so little mention of Ayn Rand or her books given the fact we are living exactly what she so presciently foretold around 80 years ago.
It looks very similar to the "Leadership Decision-Making Course" I went through at Benning's School for Boys back in 1970. It was unpleasant, but one hell of a learning experience.
#3 Someone needs to be horsewhipped for making that burro haul such a heavy load. There's no excuse for hurting your animal. #6 Look at me! Look at me! #9 Delivering the ex the boat she won in divorce court? #10 What, he doesn't understand that the tines of the fork should be as wide apart as possible and both should be lifting the pallet? Al_in_Ottawa
#4: Start the puzzle on the board in the FIRST PLACE!
...Then again, what are you trying to save it for? You worked the puzzle. You succeeded. It's DONE. Put it back in the box and sell it at the next yard sale...
#2...Happened again. Every day in the gifdump I see something that I tell myself "that's it, no one could be more stupid than that". The next day I am proven wrong.
#9 Obviously didn't fall for that scam where the salesman tries to convince you to buy a trailer.
ReplyDeleteWhen we visited Egypt, I saw a poor Donkey being beaten with a 2X4 to make it keep going. The load on the cart was like that one. There is a special place in Hell, with no Virgins, for those degenerates.
ReplyDeleteI got news for you about the rest of them. There's a place in hell for them, as well.
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#2 is why I hide my truck with the winch behind the house anymore. there are a LOT of those morons around here that think just you have a winch on your truck, you should be happy to pull them out of whatever stupid shit they got themselves into. about 3-4 years ago, I said enough of that shit and started to tell them go call a tow truck. that didn't go over well with a
ReplyDeletelot of the teenage clowns around here. although a few of their dads understood why.
used to be at least 2-3 per month and you might get a thanks. maybe. but them helping you out ? forget it, never happen. so, call a tow truck. dave in pa.
Yes, this is my truck, and no, I won't help you move.
Delete# 10. bud lite getting what it deserves ???
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#8. Wire main office, tell them I said "Oww!!"
ReplyDeleteGot it, Mr. Taggart!
DeleteThanks for the "Fountainhead" reference! I've been wondering lately why there is so little mention of Ayn Rand or her books given the fact we are living exactly what she so presciently foretold around 80 years ago.
DeleteDamn my failing memory! Taggart is from Atlas Shrugged, not The Fountainhead.
DeleteA new book called "How to ruin a boat for dummies"...!!!
ReplyDelete#7, multitude of Pvt. Pyle jokes in 3..2..1
ReplyDeleteIt looks very similar to the "Leadership Decision-Making Course" I went through at Benning's School for Boys back in 1970. It was unpleasant, but one hell of a learning experience.
DeleteIt was still there in 1994.
DeleteI went through it in "87"
Delete#9: She got the trailer in the divorce.
ReplyDelete#10: Nothing you do is going to make it better.
#3 Someone needs to be horsewhipped for making that burro haul such a heavy load.
ReplyDeleteThere's no excuse for hurting your animal.
#6 Look at me! Look at me!
#9 Delivering the ex the boat she won in divorce court?
#10 What, he doesn't understand that the tines of the fork should be as wide apart as possible and both should be lifting the pallet?
Al_in_Ottawa
#6 - Less-than-mental-giant women who like their image recorded with their tongues sticking out deserve that kind of karma.
ReplyDelete#5. I could sense the sting from even here.
ReplyDelete#4: Start the puzzle on the board in the FIRST PLACE!
ReplyDelete...Then again, what are you trying to save it for? You worked the puzzle. You succeeded. It's DONE. Put it back in the box and sell it at the next yard sale...
#9: Repo man don't give a damn...
#4 Take a picture.
DeleteAh, the Monday gifs. Priceless! They never let us down!
ReplyDelete#4. Priceless
ReplyDelete#2 In my casual analysis, I would say the engine of that motorcycle is hydrolocked.
ReplyDelete#7 Ukrainian recruits in basic training (being instructed by Norwegian army reserves).
ReplyDelete#6 Happened to my GF after I said I wouldn't and I did it anyway.
ReplyDelete@Luis-ListerineTime
#2. Dirtbike, not mudbike, dumbass.
ReplyDelete"Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar dirtbike, dumbass."
Delete#2...Happened again.
ReplyDeleteEvery day in the gifdump I see something that I tell myself "that's it, no one could be more stupid than that".
The next day I am proven wrong.