Pretty good batch overall. 2) I've seen plenty of ADHD nonsense in my neck of the woods, and they insist on having things blow up in their face. 3) gotta set the hook.
#7- Whoever thought being hit by almost 7000 pounds of water while it's traveling at around 150 knots is an idiot. As is the guy that agreed to drop it.
#1 I've been building boats, racing boats, destroying boats, fished from every boat imaginable but I refuse to ever get in another kayak again. Those things just ain't right.
When I was a teen there was a gas station in town that demanded to check your oil whenever you got gas. Most of us refused to buy there, but they still had customers that let them get away with it. One day, I was at the burger joint across the street when a young lady drove up in Daddy's shiny new convertible sports car. I don't know what it was, but it looked fancy and expensive. When asked, she dutifully let them check the oil. This was in the day when cars had spring hinges on the hoods and all you had to do to close them was push them down. This one had the support brace like the car in #2. The teen working the pumps and checking oil had probably never seen one like it before. He grabbed the hood, shoved, and folded it nicely. The young lady broke down in tears. Daddy was called, the police showed up, and there was a lot of, shall we say, heated discussion. I don't know how much it cost the station, but it closed shortly after that.
#4 I used to think those things were harmless. Would always pick them up in my hand and carefully put them outside. Then, one of them bit me. Yeow, that was quite painful. Been killing them on sight ever since. Trust me, you don’t want to get bit by one of those. It’s worse than any hornet or wasp sting I’ve ever received.
# 1. I hate busy bodies, Karen's and know-it-alls
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#4 Why haven't I seen that in a horror movie yet.
ReplyDelete#5 No need to buy any more leggo kits. It will take 3 life times to sort and put that back together.
Pretty good batch overall.
ReplyDelete2) I've seen plenty of ADHD nonsense in my neck of the woods, and they insist on having things blow up in their face.
3) gotta set the hook.
#5: Shelves go up faster when you don't have to find the studs.
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Delete#4 learned something
ReplyDelete#7 jet blast I hope it doesn't scare the father away
#9 seeds of Satan and they do exist
7- Her ex boyfriend's best friend is a crop duster...
ReplyDelete4- Sigourney Weaver....
ReplyDeleteCalling Sigourney Weaver...!!
Please report to the bridge...
7 Gender reveal party - it's a boy!
ReplyDelete#7- Whoever thought being hit by almost 7000 pounds of water while it's traveling at around 150 knots is an idiot. As is the guy that agreed to drop it.
ReplyDelete#1 I've been building boats, racing boats, destroying boats, fished from every boat imaginable but I refuse to ever get in another kayak again. Those things just ain't right.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a teen there was a gas station in town that demanded to check your oil whenever you got gas. Most of us refused to buy there, but they still had customers that let them get away with it. One day, I was at the burger joint across the street when a young lady drove up in Daddy's shiny new convertible sports car. I don't know what it was, but it looked fancy and expensive. When asked, she dutifully let them check the oil. This was in the day when cars had spring hinges on the hoods and all you had to do to close them was push them down. This one had the support brace like the car in #2. The teen working the pumps and checking oil had probably never seen one like it before. He grabbed the hood, shoved, and folded it nicely. The young lady broke down in tears. Daddy was called, the police showed up, and there was a lot of, shall we say, heated discussion. I don't know how much it cost the station, but it closed shortly after that.
ReplyDeleteThanks for these
ReplyDeleteGender reveal: these idiots are BREEDING!
ReplyDelete#4 I used to think those things were harmless. Would always pick them up in my hand and carefully put them outside. Then, one of them bit me. Yeow, that was quite painful. Been killing them on sight ever since. Trust me, you don’t want to get bit by one of those. It’s worse than any hornet or wasp sting I’ve ever received.
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