I have operated electronic phototimers at national and international track meets. We measured the time when the torso hit the finish line. As far as I remember, there is no rule that the runner has to be on his feet. Looking at the slow motion replay it appears that the diver's torso crossed the line first.
Possible fix: the winner has to take two steps beyond the finish line. That'd get rid of the divers, etc. And, after all, it's a "FOOT race". Let's have a foot, or two, hit the ground after the finish line. You could tap dance around how vertical the torso was, too, but I kinda like the notion that you have to take a step or two after crossing. Or be disqualified for not running a foot race.
Also reminds me of a good ol Virginny boy telling us he was out in the woods pickin ramp and wild cat jumped out of a tree onto his shoulder. One young fella fell for it and said, what did he do? The ol boy said thet wile cat didn't do nothing but sit up thar and howl til I slowed down enough he dared to jump off.
#3 remember reading an article about some teenage kids Taunting a lion at a zoo and it leapt out of its enclosure and killed one of the boys, ...that once don't look tall enough
All carpets are trimmed after manufacture but in modern factories it is done with something like a very wide lawn mower. Maybe not shag pile because it looks untidy anyway.
7 looks like a experienced fighter against a novice. Did some searching, clip is from European full contact steel fighting. There are also groups in the USA.
Full contact steel fighting Armor: Participants are required to wear historically accurate, full-body steel armor that offers protection against the force of the blunt weapons used in the sport. The armor is often custom-made and can be quite heavy, weighing between 60-100 pounds (27-45 kilograms). Weapons: Blunt steel weapons are used to replicate the experience of medieval combat without causing serious injuries. Popular weapon choices include swords, maces, axes, and polearms. The weapons are designed to minimize the risk of injury while still allowing for realistic combat. Techniques: Full contact steel fighting incorporates historical martial arts techniques, including grappling, striking, and weapon handling. Participants are often required to study and train in historical fighting styles to compete effectively. Competition formats: There are various formats for full contact steel fighting competitions, ranging from one-on-one duels to larger team battles known as “bohurts” or “melees.” In team battles, fighters work together to defeat their opponents, often using tactics and strategies reminiscent of historical warfare. Organizations and events: Several organizations oversee full contact steel fighting competitions, such as the International Medieval Combat Federation (IMCF) and the Historical Medieval Battle International Association (HMBIA). These organizations host national and international events, including the annual Battle of the Nations tournament, which attracts fighters from around the world.
#5 - I'm sure the owner of that expensive Persian carpet is very impressed at his sharpening skilz.
ReplyDeleteNot sharpening, he's trimming.
Delete#2 Rule should be whos' body crosses first
ReplyDeleteDive for the finish line; leap for the beef!
DeleteYep. I'd disqualify the jumper.
DeleteFirst touch is an absolute. "Who's body" crosses first is subject to debate.
DeleteSore loser.
DeleteI have operated electronic phototimers at national and international track meets. We measured the time when the torso hit the finish line. As far as I remember, there is no rule that the runner has to be on his feet. Looking at the slow motion replay it appears that the diver's torso crossed the line first.
DeletePossible fix: the winner has to take two steps beyond the finish line. That'd get rid of the divers, etc. And, after all, it's a "FOOT race". Let's have a foot, or two, hit the ground after the finish line. You could tap dance around how vertical the torso was, too, but I kinda like the notion that you have to take a step or two after crossing. Or be disqualified for not running a foot race.
DeleteIf you have to "take steps beyond the finish line" then you might as well just move the finish line.
DeleteThe race ends at the finish line, period.
Delete#8 All chicks lie!
ReplyDeleteNothing new, there's a whole lotta carpet shaving going on these days.
ReplyDelete#5 Cleaning up loose fibers after weaving? #3 Can't tell; meat or baby tiger?
ReplyDelete#9, bad kitty. #10, good kitty.
ReplyDeleteTigers are cool!
ReplyDeleteJFM
COWBOYS NEED TO SIGN THAT TIGER UP.
DeleteShiiit if I turned and saw those two behind me I could jump twice that high and shit a blue streak while I was at it.
ReplyDeleteAlso reminds me of a good ol Virginny boy telling us he was out in the woods pickin ramp and wild cat jumped out of a tree onto his shoulder. One young fella fell for it and said, what did he do? The ol boy said thet wile cat didn't do nothing but sit up thar and howl til I slowed down enough he dared to jump off.
ReplyDeleteSome of these gave me a chuckle
ReplyDelete#3 Just cause they're big don't mean they ain't cats.
ReplyDelete#3 remember reading an article about some teenage kids
ReplyDeleteTaunting a lion at a zoo and it leapt out of its enclosure and killed one of the boys, ...that once don't look tall enough
Those cats could clear that fence without a running start.
Delete#1 - Holy shit! That's the biggest Trout I've seen since 1978.
ReplyDelete#5 - Okay, the hatchety thing is sharp, but you've fucked that rug up to no end.
All carpets are trimmed after manufacture but in modern factories it is done with something like a very wide lawn mower. Maybe not shag pile because it looks untidy anyway.
Delete#9 time for target practice.
ReplyDelete7 looks like a experienced fighter against a novice.
ReplyDeleteDid some searching, clip is from European full contact steel fighting. There are also groups in the USA.
Full contact steel fighting
Armor: Participants are required to wear historically accurate, full-body steel armor that offers protection against the force of the blunt weapons used in the sport. The armor is often custom-made and can be quite heavy, weighing between 60-100 pounds (27-45 kilograms).
Weapons: Blunt steel weapons are used to replicate the experience of medieval combat without causing serious injuries. Popular weapon choices include swords, maces, axes, and polearms. The weapons are designed to minimize the risk of injury while still allowing for realistic combat.
Techniques: Full contact steel fighting incorporates historical martial arts techniques, including grappling, striking, and weapon handling. Participants are often required to study and train in historical fighting styles to compete effectively.
Competition formats: There are various formats for full contact steel fighting competitions, ranging from one-on-one duels to larger team battles known as “bohurts” or “melees.” In team battles, fighters work together to defeat their opponents, often using tactics and strategies reminiscent of historical warfare.
Organizations and events: Several organizations oversee full contact steel fighting competitions, such as the International Medieval Combat Federation (IMCF) and the Historical Medieval Battle International Association (HMBIA). These organizations host national and international events, including the annual Battle of the Nations tournament, which attracts fighters from around the world.