#2: I watched a fine upstanding meth user get into a fight with a bus stop sign this past weekend. He didn't win. Disturbingly close to where I live. #9: When retards collide.
#1 That could be at "get air" here in Grand Junction. I hope (for his sake) he missed his balls as well as the slack line. #3 At least the vehicle is built for such stupidity. I don't know if it was staged, or they really thought tying it on high up was a good idea. Could be either way, but I suppose betting on people being stupid is never a bad idea. #4 WTF? How do you lose a muffler while *parked*!? If it was that close to falling off, it would have fallen off on the drive there. #8 Poor kid. Scared for life. Given his age, there's a decent chance that this will be his earliest memory too.
I'm convinced that some dogs have unreal powers. I was driving my tractor trailer one day on a street and was approaching a traffic light. To my left, I see a dog running along side my truck on the sidewalk. The light turned yellow and I'm thinking that dog is gonna get killed by running into the street. The dog stopped and sat down and actually waited for the green light before running down the street.
#7 - Nope, nopity, nope, nope, nope!
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly. Not a snowball’s chance on the sun.
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Take the bus they said, it'll be OK they said.
DeleteWhat Mathew said but with more nopes.
DeleteI don’t care how how much time it would cost…I’ll walk that section any day, but NO WAY am I getting in that bus. Nope.
DeleteNo Effen Way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delete#2: I watched a fine upstanding meth user get into a fight with a bus stop sign this past weekend. He didn't win. Disturbingly close to where I live.
ReplyDelete#9: When retards collide.
#2 I've been that fucked up before.
ReplyDelete#1 & 3- Happens fast, don't it
ReplyDelete#5- Good dog, good friend. They can be so great when they're not stealing your bacon
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#1 That could be at "get air" here in Grand Junction. I hope (for his sake) he missed his balls as well as the slack line.
ReplyDelete#3 At least the vehicle is built for such stupidity. I don't know if it was staged, or they really thought tying it on high up was a good idea. Could be either way, but I suppose betting on people being stupid is never a bad idea.
#4 WTF? How do you lose a muffler while *parked*!? If it was that close to falling off, it would have fallen off on the drive there.
#8 Poor kid. Scared for life. Given his age, there's a decent chance that this will be his earliest memory too.
#4 Car just realized its catalytic converter is gone.
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#8--maybe that'll make the little pussy grow some balls.
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Juniper bushes are almost impossible to pull out like that. They look easy until you hit the end of your chain.
ReplyDelete#10 is Fukking magnificent.
ReplyDelete#10 I hope someone got beat half to death with a ski pole later.
ReplyDelete#10 Happened to me over 35 years ago - so you know what fantastic friends I went skiing with... :-)
ReplyDeleteAh, when we were young...
I'm convinced that some dogs have unreal powers. I was driving my tractor trailer one day on a street and was approaching a traffic light. To my left, I see a dog running along side my truck on the sidewalk. The light turned yellow and I'm thinking that dog is gonna get killed by running into the street. The dog stopped and sat down and actually waited for the green light before running down the street.
ReplyDeleteNeed to cut the roots on a juniper bush. Nothing can pop them out.
ReplyDeleteAs to the canyon run with a bus, hope it is one way only.
#7. I wouldn't even walk on that road. If you can call it that.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was as young as the kid in #8, I was catching tadpoles and chasing headless ducks at Thanksgiving. Geeze, what a pussy.
ReplyDelete#7. There's nothing on the other side of a road like that I need to see. Nothing.
ReplyDeleteArbor Vitae not juniper!!
ReplyDeleteSad to say, but #8 needs a bit of toughening up.
ReplyDelete#2 It’s really sad to get your ass kicked like that by your imaginary friend.
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#6 Rodan scapes
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