A Florida homeowner defending his wounded wife used a 7-inch knife to attack an accused gunman, fatally cutting him “to pieces,” authorities said.
According to a Facebook video posted by Highlands County Sheriff Paul Blackman on May 17, Lindsey Glenn, 62, was “very much deceased by the time the deputies could get to him.”
Slice 'em and dice 'em.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt the perp's family will file a wrongful death civil suit wit the expectation of a boffo payday.
ReplyDeleteThey might feel differently if he’d only been slightly deceased.
DeletePerfect example fucked around and found out
ReplyDelete"...And another one down, another one bite's the dust!"
ReplyDeletejuvat
45 years of robbing and stealing down the drain...
ReplyDeleteWhat is a garden knife and where do I get one?
ReplyDeleteA "Garden knife", also called a "spade".
DeleteHow appropriate.
CC
Amazon look for Hori Hori garden knife.
DeleteLooks like a disposable fighting knife
DeleteIf you're going to bring a knife to a gunfight, bring balls too. He did, thumbs up.
ReplyDeleteEven more reason to just carry a gun. I have no desire to go up against someone with a gun and me with a knife. The man had balls though. My hat is off to him.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Ken. Not too often stories are entertaining —and— hilarious! “ . . . very much deceased.” LMFAO! Hope the couple recover quickly!
ReplyDeleteAnd he's not only merely dead,
ReplyDeleteHe's really most sincerely dead.
-lg
Now that's an oldy...
DeleteHe's not just merely dead! He's most sincerely dead!
ReplyDeletehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4vFRB61xyls
Damn
ReplyDeleteWhy do I suddenly hear Jim Croce singing in my ear?
ReplyDelete"When the cuttin' was done
the only part that wasn't bloody
was the soles of the big man's feet"