That was a nice touch for the creator of Meme #12 to include Adam Kinzinger in his list of 12 women. Very appropriate.
As for Meme #14, a slight edit is called for: Should read- "You will respect the dignity of this court. Now bring out the Porn Star, and then we'll hear from the prosecution's star witness, the admitted perjurer."
#16 , ask me about the didnt earn it hire at my dr's office, could not function due to the nails, to the point of almost breaking a needle off in my arm and had no clue how to operate any of the basic diagnostic equip
The first thing they taught us in nursing school was to clip our fingernails. You should see the gross things you can incubate from the scum under those nails!
Yeah, but only 4 on the other side, so it evens out. The real clue is, no one would ever hire that to fly a biz jet. Those outfits have standards, and it doesn't include DEI. It wouldn't fit thru the cockpit (haha! He said cockpit!) door anyway.
Hate to say it but the reference went over your head.
A male relative of Biden went down in a plane in the pacific during WW2. His remains I believe were never found and Biden recently said it was possible he was eaten by cannibals after the plane crashed.
Adult diapers is the greatest invention since sliced bread.
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Since ripped bread.
DeleteThat was a nice touch for the creator of Meme #12 to include Adam Kinzinger in his list of 12 women. Very appropriate.
ReplyDeleteAs for Meme #14, a slight edit is called for: Should read-
"You will respect the dignity of this court.
Now bring out the Porn Star, and then we'll hear from the prosecution's star witness, the admitted perjurer."
Try producing your own memes.....
DeleteI'm sorry if my rewrite of #14 offended you, Adam.
Delete#16 , ask me about the didnt earn it hire at my dr's office, could not function due to the nails, to the point of almost breaking a needle off in my arm and
ReplyDeletehad no clue how to operate any of the basic diagnostic equip
The first thing they taught us in nursing school was to clip our fingernails. You should see the gross things you can incubate from the scum under those nails!
Delete# 7. For the win
ReplyDeleteJD
Jd, I'll see your 7, and raise you a Willy Wonka🤣
Delete-lg
That one is excellent also
DeleteJD
Brilliant batch, Ken. Thank you for all you do to keep us amused and informed!
ReplyDelete6 fingers on #16?
ReplyDeleteAI?
Ya think? That was the only thing that tipped you off?
DeleteYeah, but only 4 on the other side, so it evens out. The real clue is, no one would ever hire that to fly a biz jet. Those outfits have standards, and it doesn't include DEI. It wouldn't fit thru the cockpit (haha! He said cockpit!) door anyway.
Delete#9 - More likely that Barry's father's ancestors sold his "wife's" ancestors to his mother's ancestors.
ReplyDeleteMark in PA
Hate to say it but the reference went over your head.
DeleteA male relative of Biden went down in a plane in the pacific during WW2. His remains I believe were never found and Biden recently said it was possible he was eaten by cannibals after the plane crashed.
Hiker Mike
So funny and so spot on
ReplyDelete#3. Horizontal Harris could suck a baseball though a soda straw. Willie Brown was always easy to spot even in a dark room by his smile.
ReplyDeleteI just don’t know, I look at Harris and think there’s no way I’d ever let that mouth near my junk.
DeleteJFM
second that (shudder)
DeleteFJB!
ReplyDelete#17 is so true it's sad....
ReplyDeleteSome really good ones. Still laughing. Thanks for the week of laughs.
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