The victim in the drive-by attack, cops say, was hit in the “arms, legs, and torso” by a road-raging Florida motorist.
But the male escaped without injury because he was only struck by “pasta w/ sauce,” according to a police report.
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What is it with Floridians and their food fights? It seems like at least once a week, I'm running a story about food 'assaults' in Florida.
Too many transplants
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Pastafarians be gettin' restless.
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