Hip fractures occur in women about three times more often than they do in men. They SAY it's because they lose "bone density" faster, but I think it's the wear and tear caused by that little, eye catching, almost imperceptible jiggle. Maybe one day I'll share my hypothesis with the doctors. But before I do, I think I should dedicate myself to more study,,
Yeah, they stink, just like everyone else's. Sure, she has a nice, spankable ass (and more cushion for the pushin') and the rest of the package deal looks pretty decent.
But spend enough time with her, and reality will set in soon enough. That is surely one of life's great disappointments.
I'm a plumber. I therefore, regrettably, have detailed firsthand knowledge of the subject. To say nothing of the fact that 20+ years experience on the job has shown women's conduct in public restrooms to be far and away more disgusting than that which takes place in most men's rooms.
Plus, the girls I've spent "personal" time with have all borne out the truth that their panty whispers don't smell like baby powder and roses, even though they try to be sneaky about it.
All I'm saying is they may be soft and pretty and fun (well, sometimes) but don't go pedestalizing them too hard. It's counterproductive. Well, that, and experience busted any illusions I had about the fictitious feminine ideal about 30 years ago. I'm not bitter, just pragmatic.
As for lil miss booty shorts, she's cute and knows how to move that thing, no doubt. But she leaves little to the imagination, and that's kind of a shame since maintaining mystique is a lost art these days.
I was hustling for More Money and agreed to clean up a bar in the mornings before I went to my real job. The women's room was so disgusting that I only lasted three days. They would shit in the floor because they were too precious to use a public toilet. And the graffiti! Much nastier stuff than the mens room. Absolutely Agree with the Mystique. I have never liked thongs. Ass hanging out, nothing left to imagination. People need to watch Hitchcock movies.
So Big Ruckus D I get what you're saying and agree with you on the nasty aspects of most women BUT bogsidebnny was jesting,, something he does a lot when it comes to woman.. Ok carry on Jd
Yeah, I got that. My original remark was (mostly) in jest, though maybe that probably didn't come. I almost shitcanned my overly detailed follow up before hitting the post button, but decided to clarify where I was coming from, even though it made me look like a sperg (yeah, I get that, too). Carry on, and enjoy the scenery gentlemen.
Packing!
ReplyDeleteHip fractures occur in women about three times more often than they do in men.
ReplyDeleteThey SAY it's because they lose "bone density" faster, but I think it's the wear and tear caused by that little, eye catching, almost imperceptible jiggle. Maybe one day I'll share my hypothesis with the doctors. But before I do, I think I should dedicate myself to more study,,
Rush Limbaugh:
Delete"I love the women's movement. Especially when I'm walking behind it."
Justin is on to something.
ReplyDeleteI could watch her all day long
ReplyDeleteJD
I wonder what her farts smell like. Anyone care to speculate?
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm ... 😼😼😼
DeleteJD
well...the sign says hanoi, so im guessin fishheads n rice ?
DeleteYeah, they stink, just like everyone else's. Sure, she has a nice, spankable ass (and more cushion for the pushin') and the rest of the package deal looks pretty decent.
DeleteBut spend enough time with her, and reality will set in soon enough. That is surely one of life's great disappointments.
Just wondering. How many of "everyone else's' have you sampled, Big Ruckus D?
DeleteI'm a plumber. I therefore, regrettably, have detailed firsthand knowledge of the subject. To say nothing of the fact that 20+ years experience on the job has shown women's conduct in public restrooms to be far and away more disgusting than that which takes place in most men's rooms.
DeletePlus, the girls I've spent "personal" time with have all borne out the truth that their panty whispers don't smell like baby powder and roses, even though they try to be sneaky about it.
All I'm saying is they may be soft and pretty and fun (well, sometimes) but don't go pedestalizing them too hard. It's counterproductive. Well, that, and experience busted any illusions I had about the fictitious feminine ideal about 30 years ago. I'm not bitter, just pragmatic.
As for lil miss booty shorts, she's cute and knows how to move that thing, no doubt. But she leaves little to the imagination, and that's kind of a shame since maintaining mystique is a lost art these days.
I was hustling for More Money and agreed to clean up a bar in the mornings before I went to my real job. The women's room was so disgusting that I only lasted three days. They would shit in the floor because they were too precious to use a public toilet. And the graffiti! Much nastier stuff than the mens room.
DeleteAbsolutely Agree with the Mystique. I have never liked thongs. Ass hanging out, nothing left to imagination. People need to watch Hitchcock movies.
So Big Ruckus D
DeleteI get what you're saying and agree with you on the nasty aspects of most women BUT bogsidebnny was jesting,, something he does a lot when it comes to woman..
Ok carry on
Jd
Yeah, I got that. My original remark was (mostly) in jest, though maybe that probably didn't come. I almost shitcanned my overly detailed follow up before hitting the post button, but decided to clarify where I was coming from, even though it made me look like a sperg (yeah, I get that, too). Carry on, and enjoy the scenery gentlemen.
DeleteYeah, we all have those days..
DeleteJD
Dems some fine lookin' bottom biscuits.
ReplyDeleteeven the NYC public library dudna have a bookshelf with such learning potential
ReplyDeleteLike jello on springs!
ReplyDeleteYou would me smart to not leave me with that...
ReplyDeleteShe got legs all the way up to her ass.
ReplyDeleteNow DAT is what I'm talkin' about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs Bob Hope would say, she's got four cheeks to powder.
ReplyDeleteSupposedly her name is Roksana. Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/wisnniowa/reels/
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