#1 - Does anyone else see a problem with the claim to be former "Coast Guard Armored Infantry"? The entire statement is, as my grandfather would have said, a steaming shovelful, but do they really think that the Coast Guard Armored Infantry exists.
If the reader is willing to believe what suits their bias, then the facts do not matter. The author follows one lie with another. It is your choice to believe.
#12 is a remark about how tasteless most of the "good stuff" from your youth has become. In fact, I have noticed the same "saw-dust flavor". I'm thinking it is just the companies making more money on poorer quality ingredients. Or more sugar. I'm with you on #17????????
#17, nutty putty cave in Utah. An explorer named John Jones was looking for a place called the birth canal and fell into the crevice illustrated. He died after about 28 hours and rescuers were unable to retrieve his body.
I was the Command Lieutenant Sergeant Major for the Coast Guard Armored Infantry! We had to Use Overlapping Auto all the time storming the beaches of Iowa.
1: lulz. 2,3,5 describe my "life" well. (College) 6 usmc had more spacing, that's handjob spacing... 9, but can it stop bullets? Buggers root up my garden and yard. 11 is why I'm working on my business while studying Chemistry. 17 nope nope nope nope nope. I don't do cave diving. 18 is true, and I don't watch much "programming" anymore.
Time to towel off, slam a cold one, and go back to work. -arc.
18} Aint that the truth. I watch a lot of YT and their commercials are constantly like that. I'm so sick of it when one pops up I'll hit the return button and won't watch the video.
Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch about the truthfulness of the clams made by the Coast Guard Armored Infantryman, let's get an expert's opinion, shall we?
no jazz guitarist ! he ment scallops ( clams - ha ) those sand dollar lookin things in the shallows- it is a USCG observation merit skill badge in basic
#11. Moe's Southwest Grill actually wants people with experience in necropsy . Moe's New Guinea style Asian is the place for people with autopsy experience.
I "want" to believe that #1 is an Alpha level troll, just baiting the 2A crowd and the anti-gunner crowd simultaneously. Unfortunately, I do not have that much trust in my fellow homo-sapiens, mainly because I am a hetero-sapien.
I used to know a guy who was a doorkicker in the Coast Guard (Port Security). So they do have fellas that wear body armor and stuff. I don't know anything about any buttons on a M4.
I'm sending #3 and #10 to my girlfriend. She'll find #3 funny, and she'll be pissed at #10 because she could have used one of those outfits with her youngest daughter... thanks for posting all of them.
#12) I don't see star crunch for little Debbie. I liked it as a kid. But now the chocolate tastes waxy. Back then I also liked that chef boyardee crap in a can too.
#12, I am in my mid-60's, and I still love all that Lil Debbie crap. It broke my heart when they stopped making the banana ones. Of course, I can feel my arteries clogging up just thinking about them. But we all have to die eventually, and I figure that my chances of dying in bed with a Playboy playmate are pretty slim these days.
I can eat the entire family box of oatmeal cakes, if they did something stupid like add chocolate chips then it is over start pushing me around on a pallet jack, all ass all day.
Attn Kiddos ALL of the armed services love the coast guard, they are fearless and risk themselves to help sailors,marines,pilots, civilians all the time. So that is the joke ..
There are those of us who are familiar with the old motto “You have to go out, but you don’t have to come back.” It originated in the days of the old U.S. Life-Saving Service and continued to be quoted for a while in the modern Coast Guard.
#1 - Does anyone else see a problem with the claim to be former "Coast Guard Armored Infantry"? The entire statement is, as my grandfather would have said, a steaming shovelful, but do they really think that the Coast Guard Armored Infantry exists.
ReplyDeleteYes. Yes they do.
DeleteMaybe there is a Coast Guard Armored Infantry but they all drown in basic swim training.
DeleteIF, like me, you had been with Agent Orange at Bang Trang, you would know that the USCG HAS secret armored infantry used for SPECIAL missions.
DeleteThese are EXTRA Top Secret.
/s
You're starting to get it.
DeleteIf the reader is willing to believe what suits their bias, then the facts do not matter. The author follows one lie with another. It is your choice to believe.
Delete"... overlapping auto"
DeleteJeebus.
Agent Orange at Bang Trang. HA!
DeleteThat is such a great movie. Watch it every year between Christmas and New Years.
I was told that was the sniper button. Push it for extra long range accuracy.
DeleteThis guy needs a 'forward assist' right up the ass.
DeleteHe transferred to the airborne submarine spy service. (They are the ones with the awesome uniforms.)
DeleteDude, where do you think they recruit our space shuttle door gunners from?... Wait, I've said too much. Black Suburbans,... everywhere!
DeleteGeez, guys. Imagine laughing at a joke.
DeleteGecko .45 has returned!
DeleteThe guy who made this post on twitter was trolling anti 2A people. He is very 2A. Goes by Warpath on twitter
DeleteEase up! The boy is a veteran. Was in the battle of the Chateau Briand. Got mustard gas wounds all over his body!
DeleteReads like Bloomberg or one of his programs, such as The Trace or Johns Hopkins Center for Gun Violence Solutions.
DeleteI need help with #12 & #17. Whoever wrote #1 needs more help.
ReplyDelete12} Not sure myself. Probably because it's all fake now.
Delete17} Looks like a guy upside down in a cave. Seems stupid to me.
#12 is a remark about how tasteless most of the "good stuff" from your youth has become. In fact, I have noticed the same "saw-dust flavor". I'm thinking it is just the companies making more money on poorer quality ingredients. Or more sugar.
DeleteI'm with you on #17????????
#17, nutty putty cave in Utah. An explorer named John Jones was looking for a place called the birth canal and fell into the crevice illustrated. He died after about 28 hours and rescuers were unable to retrieve his body.
Delete#17 is a picture of the studio apartment.
DeleteThat is not what that button is for.
ReplyDeletethat is the joke -
Delete& tellin non gun lefty types its a " Johnson Activator" named after an ensign in the coast guard bilge artillery
I was the Command Lieutenant Sergeant Major for the Coast Guard Armored Infantry!
ReplyDeleteWe had to Use Overlapping Auto all the time storming the beaches of Iowa.
Geeze read a history book once in a while doncha?
You win!
DeleteOutstanding there CLSMCG best answer yet!
Delete#1 - I thought that was for the "bullet-heat-seeking" mode toggle.
ReplyDelete1: lulz.
ReplyDelete2,3,5 describe my "life" well. (College)
6 usmc had more spacing, that's handjob spacing...
9, but can it stop bullets? Buggers root up my garden and yard.
11 is why I'm working on my business while studying Chemistry.
17 nope nope nope nope nope. I don't do cave diving.
18 is true, and I don't watch much "programming" anymore.
Time to towel off, slam a cold one, and go back to work.
-arc.
18} Aint that the truth. I watch a lot of YT and their commercials are constantly like that. I'm so sick of it when one pops up I'll hit the return button and won't watch the video.
ReplyDeleteSammy: Use the Brave browser. It automatically blocks all ads on YT.
DeleteHell...it was 2 years before I even knew that there WERE ads on YT!
Duck Player on Duck Duck Go. You'll thank me later.
DeleteBefore anyone gets their panties in a bunch about the truthfulness of the clams made by the Coast Guard Armored Infantryman, let's get an expert's opinion, shall we?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJmFEv6BHM0
That toupee is suffocating his brain. What a douche.
DeleteI didn't know they made clams.
Deleteno jazz guitarist !
Deletehe ment scallops ( clams - ha ) those sand dollar lookin things in the shallows-
it is a USCG observation merit skill badge in basic
#11. Moe's Southwest Grill actually wants people with experience in necropsy . Moe's New Guinea style Asian is the place for people with autopsy experience.
ReplyDeleteI "want" to believe that #1 is an Alpha level troll, just baiting the 2A crowd and the anti-gunner crowd simultaneously. Unfortunately, I do not have that much trust in my fellow homo-sapiens, mainly because I am a hetero-sapien.
ReplyDeleteHe absolutely is. Goes by Warpath on twitter
DeleteHe got the Iron Cross with Feathers at the Battle of Boca Grande. Or was it Macho Picho ?
DeleteIt was the one nobody want to talk about.
del boca vista near I75
Delete#6: Still LMAO. The facial expressions of the guys crapping are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnd not a single roll of toilet paper anywhere!
Delete-lg
12) Watch out for the Little Debbie with nuts.
ReplyDelete-Rurik
yep - crazyshit website all the time - qwacks everywhere
DeleteI used to know a guy who was a doorkicker in the Coast Guard (Port Security). So they do have fellas that wear body armor and stuff. I don't know anything about any buttons on a M4.
ReplyDelete# 14. Lots of training with that booger hook
ReplyDeleteJD
#1, definitely, definitely...
ReplyDeleteI'm sending #3 and #10 to my girlfriend. She'll find #3 funny, and she'll be pissed at #10 because she could have used one of those outfits with her youngest daughter...
ReplyDeletethanks for posting all of them.
#12) I don't see star crunch for little Debbie. I liked it as a kid. But now the chocolate tastes waxy.
ReplyDeleteBack then I also liked that chef boyardee crap in a can too.
#9) Back in Texas we used to call them possum on the half shell.
ReplyDeleteFound out recently from one of our local Florida park rangers that armadillos carry leprosy, so, yay…….
Delete#12, I am in my mid-60's, and I still love all that Lil Debbie crap. It broke my heart when they stopped making the banana ones. Of course, I can feel my arteries clogging up just thinking about them. But we all have to die eventually, and I figure that my chances of dying in bed with a Playboy playmate are pretty slim these days.
ReplyDeleteLittle Debbies are good until they get to my gut. They don't like it there so they make a quick exit.
DeleteI can eat the entire family box of oatmeal cakes,
Deleteif they did something stupid like add chocolate chips then it is over
start pushing me around on a pallet jack, all ass all day.
Congratulations, #1 is becoming the all time #1!
ReplyDeleteThe comments for #1 are priceless! Storming the beaches of Iowa! Hahahaha!
ReplyDelete#1 gotta love the mud ducks. They actually do have a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteyeah - time for a quick disclaimer:
DeleteAttn Kiddos
ALL of the armed services love the coast guard, they are fearless and risk themselves to help sailors,marines,pilots, civilians all the time. So that is the joke ..
There are those of us who are familiar with the old motto “You have to go out, but you don’t have to come back.” It originated in the days of the old U.S. Life-Saving Service and continued to be quoted for a while in the modern Coast Guard.
Deletehttps://www.mycg.uscg.mil/News/Article/2978215/the-long-blue-line-you-have-to-go-out-but-you-dont-have-to-come-backorigin-of-t/