#4 - Arrrgh. There isn't enough space here to list all of the fucking companies that use 3rd world call centers. I don't hate anyone working in the call centers, I'm not that kind of person, but dear god, their managment have got to be shitting me, none of them know how to speak English without an unfathomable accent. I'm also tired of hearing livestock and babies in the background of tech support calls. I haven't had a decent overseas tech support call, except for RSA/SecurID who's support center was in the UK, in over 30 years...
#5 - my reponse is usually "I'm still alive, but I'm working on it." It usually shuts them up.
#6 - she looks resigned to it.
#7 - he no longer has to pay someone to watch him have sex.
#10 - so right, my girlfriend has so many condiments, spreads, and stuff that isn't actually food in our fridge that there's hardly room for actual food.
Blame spellcheck... I always do. And Spain was occupied by the Moors, Charles Martel stopped the Islam invasion in France. Italy however was raided and hundreds of thousands of citizens were kidnapped into slavery. So there's a lot of Italian blood in the southern shore of the Med.
#7: Abby & Brittany Hensel. Abby controls the right side of the body, Brittany controls the left. Abby is the one that got married, Brittany hopes to tie the knot someday. When Brittany gets married, they're gonna need a bigger bed, one that comfortably holds three, uh, four people. I would be accused of insensitivity if I said what's on my mind, so I'll just say: "The jokes write themselves."
When I ask people how they're doing, and they respond, "not too bad", I always say " still bad though, right?". They usually laugh. I brighten their day. I'm a giver. Jeffersonian
Amen to #5.
ReplyDelete#2 - is that how to keep hair out of dinner???
ReplyDelete#4 - Arrrgh. There isn't enough space here to list all of the fucking companies that use 3rd world call centers. I don't hate anyone working in the call centers, I'm not that kind of person, but dear god, their managment have got to be shitting me, none of them know how to speak English without an unfathomable accent. I'm also tired of hearing livestock and babies in the background of tech support calls. I haven't had a decent overseas tech support call, except for RSA/SecurID who's support center was in the UK, in over 30 years...
#5 - my reponse is usually "I'm still alive, but I'm working on it." It usually shuts them up.
#6 - she looks resigned to it.
#7 - he no longer has to pay someone to watch him have sex.
#10 - so right, my girlfriend has so many condiments, spreads, and stuff that isn't actually food in our fridge that there's hardly room for actual food.
#11 - love that one!
#13 - touche...
#14 - were they out of Kool?
#16 - not even Italians are that white...
another excellent set, sir.
To #16, Italians used to be that white, before Italy was occupied by the mores for several centuries.
DeleteMores? Alllll righty then. The Moorish occupation was imagined.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
I think he meant to say S'mores
DeleteBlame spellcheck... I always do. And Spain was occupied by the Moors, Charles Martel stopped the Islam invasion in France. Italy however was raided and hundreds of thousands of citizens were kidnapped into slavery. So there's a lot of Italian blood in the southern shore of the Med.
Delete#4 Tech support, hey?
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/AmD_8cBqhW0
#7: Abby & Brittany Hensel.
ReplyDeleteAbby controls the right side of the body, Brittany controls the left.
Abby is the one that got married, Brittany hopes to tie the knot someday.
When Brittany gets married, they're gonna need a bigger bed,
one that comfortably holds three, uh, four people.
I would be accused of insensitivity if I said what's on my mind,
so I'll just say:
"The jokes write themselves."
When you get excited and nut on the wrong tit...
DeleteLife can be short so have a laugh
ReplyDelete#18 - I hear flaying is great for Psoriasis. Heck, it prolly fixes most of what ails you!
ReplyDelete#19 My Ford has over 1000 lb/Tq and it is stock.
ReplyDeleteCase closed.
But it's still a ford, case closed.
DeleteJust for general information: the Hindi word for their 'untouchable' caste is 'dalit'.
ReplyDeleteJohn in Indy
#19 - I'll drive by both dealerships today on my way to Beaufort. They might be owned by the same family.
ReplyDelete#6 That's called the Biden pose.
ReplyDeleteWhen I ask people how they're doing, and they respond, "not too bad", I always say " still bad though, right?". They usually laugh. I brighten their day. I'm a giver.
ReplyDeleteJeffersonian