They are called "Dependapotamuses", because they are solely dependent on their middle rank officer spouse and have grown into that size and state and believe the rank applies to them as well.
In Guam the Air/Sea Rescue Navy Chief had a tricked out Jeep Scrambler with the Chief insignia on the front tag. He went on a two week leave and came back with a wife. She was drop dead gorgeous with a body most women would be envious of. She always wore form fitting, skimpy dresses. All the Shore Patrol knew her as "The Chief's Wife" as she constantly got stopped for speeding on base. She never got a ticket. Almost nobody knew the Chief but everybody knew of the Chief's wife.
The witty aphorism has been around as long as language itself. Some Greek and Roman writers were masters of snark. Mark Twain could pack more acid wit in one line than anyone else. Greg
Growing up, I had lots of joke books. My favorite, wish I still had it, was a book titled, The Best of Sick Jokes... Thats where I learned alot about Johnny....
Meme #2 is exactly what I thought when I recently read that at one time there were over 200 million Bison roaming the plains.
ReplyDeletebison farts didn't emit methane. methane is a new phenomenon that started in the last 30 years or so
Delete1 truth .
ReplyDelete#18 Imagine being married to that.
ReplyDeleteI'd haul anchor.
DeleteThey are called "Dependapotamuses", because they are solely dependent on their middle rank officer spouse and have grown into that size and state and believe the rank applies to them as well.
DeleteIn Guam the Air/Sea Rescue Navy Chief had a tricked out Jeep Scrambler with the Chief insignia on the front tag. He went on a two week leave and came back with a wife. She was drop dead gorgeous with a body most women would be envious of. She always wore form fitting, skimpy dresses. All the Shore Patrol knew her as "The Chief's Wife" as she constantly got stopped for speeding on base. She never got a ticket. Almost nobody knew the Chief but everybody knew of the Chief's wife.
Delete#10???
ReplyDeleteCar troubles on the horizon.
DeleteWhat was life like before memes, does anyone remember
ReplyDeleteThe witty aphorism has been around as long as language itself. Some Greek and Roman writers were masters of snark. Mark Twain could pack more acid wit in one line than anyone else.
DeleteGreg
You had a friend who knew 10,000 dirty jokes.
DeleteBumper stickers
DeleteI will try to locate a meme which references that.
DeleteThat "one guy" in your friends circle
DeleteDaryl
Growing up, I had lots of joke books. My favorite, wish I still had it, was a book titled, The Best of Sick Jokes... Thats where I learned alot about Johnny....
Delete-- fax machines --
DeleteKenny you have out done yourself with these.....
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#11 made me laugh. But I'm sort of embarrassed that it did...
ReplyDeleteDon't be. You're in good company. :-)
Delete#3 and #6 got me peeing my pants a little
ReplyDeleteSeveral soon to be posted to a face book page.
ReplyDelete#18 I will address you as "dependopotamus" until proven otherwise.
ReplyDelete#5. The first responders get first shot at all the good stuff.
ReplyDeleteIt's either in the sheriff's or the fire chief's office unless some EMS guys strapped it to a gurney and took off sirens wailing.