A Chicago homeowner foiled an attempted burglary Thursday after hitting the would-be burglar with a frying pan.
Dramatic video of the altercation was caught on a security camera, showing Jason Williams chase the suspect out of his home on the city's Northwest Side.
My wife's first optometrist was beaten to death with a cast iron pan. The wife and her dyke girlfriend hit him so hard and so many times that they broke the bottom out of the pan.
So, well, always have at least 2 of every pan, just in case.
He probably watched El Kabong as a kid
ReplyDeleteDumbass needs to get some cast iron
ReplyDeleteThat flag out front shows he probably doesn’t own a gun
My thoughts exactly, I was surprised to hear him say "my wife"
DeleteMy wife's first optometrist was beaten to death with a cast iron pan. The wife and her dyke girlfriend hit him so hard and so many times that they broke the bottom out of the pan.
DeleteSo, well, always have at least 2 of every pan, just in case.
We need common sense frying pan control!
DeleteI heard he was a pan-handler.
ReplyDeleteUp next - "Chicago City Government proposes regulations on frying pans."
ReplyDeleteI hope the pan was hot.
ReplyDeleteAlex Lund
Gun Control works!
ReplyDeleteTeflon pan? Seems like dude needs to invest in cast iron, then train with it. Like .22 vs. .45 I’m guessing. MartyB
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