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Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

After being stuffed into a patrol car, an accused vandal told police that his name was “Mr. Monopoly” and that he was born, of course, on 4-20-69, records show. Investigators say Ryan Howard, 33, was arrested Saturday evening for spray painting a wall in St. Petersburg, Florida.
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5 comments:

  1. Bob from BocaJune 11, 2024 at 5:28 AM

    go back to Maine, a$$-wipe.

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  2. bogsidebunnyJune 11, 2024 at 6:07 AM

    Caught spray painting a wall is serious, but it's a good thing he wasn't cutting the heads off parking meters.

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  3. Univ of Saigon 68June 11, 2024 at 8:14 AM

    I haven't played Monopoly since I was a kid. What's the significance of 4-20-69?

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    1. MN SteelJune 11, 2024 at 8:19 AM

      Simultaneous cunnilingus and fellatio while on tetrahydrocannabinol?

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  4. VictorJune 11, 2024 at 10:47 AM

    Smug pinhead still tagging at 33 years old ?

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