I've got a new Jeep Gladiator. I've been teaching my 14 y/o daughter how to drive in some swamps around where I live. She almost lost it in about 5 feet of water! So I got a snorkel. No issues now and we have a killer time! Who gives a crap if you lose a cool rig if it's doing the right thing... Off road! Yeah, the insurance premium is nasty. That's why I don't mind if I lose it!
I can't figure out what took the little girl down. Watching someone waddle through my hours of cement work might drive me to violence, I would at least want a paintball gun. The boys who teamed up to handle that wheelbarrow will be sitting around, having a beer in a few years and one will say Hey, remember that time when we accidentally crushed our nads on that wheelbarrow? Yeah, good times, huh?
about number 2, back when I "lived" in philly. redid the concrete sidewalk myself. I was in a lot better shape and younger too then. and some asshole (guess ) just had to walk thru it he went over the barrier and waked and twisted his steps to leave marks. and he did this in front of me too. that was when I knew I had to leave that shithole of a city. dave in pa.
yeah. that was why I was right there. I knew if I went inside it would look like hell in 5 minutes. but right in front of me ? and the asshole was not worth going to jail for if I beat or shot his dumb ass either. chances are dumb fuck is already dead anyway. life is kind of hard on the 14-25 age group there. so,,,, dave in pa.
#1 -- Lesson learned young man. Anytime you are rolling an object lined up with 'center pocket' PAY ATTENTION. Testicular collisions can happen at any time, usually with a crowd watching.
two students learn a lifelong lesson in bipedal load transport design, momentum, and the Archimedes principle right in the nutz, & extra credit for team effort albeit incorrect.
( there, finished your excellent observation with some engineering snark) (( you can hear the plumbs' pain on the computerscreen ))
In original video with sound, the TT driver is telling the lady driver to stop, she's gonna wreck her can, etc (it's a repo). She drives it of the hooks anyway with result shown, and immediately starts squawking @ TT driver," it all your fault! ". New wheels, idiot driver, repo. No points for GTR this time.
#10 Is that why they call it a wrecker?
ReplyDeleteThat Jeep just received more damage than it ever will offroading.
DeleteOf course, it will probably never be taken off road.
Deletemay as well chop the top & beat the snot out of it now .....
DeleteI've got a new Jeep Gladiator. I've been teaching my 14 y/o daughter how to drive in some swamps around where I live. She almost lost it in about 5 feet of water! So I got a snorkel. No issues now and we have a killer time! Who gives a crap if you lose a cool rig if it's doing the right thing... Off road! Yeah, the insurance premium is nasty. That's why I don't mind if I lose it!
DeleteDon't you dare repo my jeep; looks like the drive wheel spun in the cradle.
DeleteI can't figure out what took the little girl down.
ReplyDeleteWatching someone waddle through my hours of cement work might drive me to violence, I would at least want a paintball gun.
The boys who teamed up to handle that wheelbarrow will be sitting around, having a beer in a few years and one will say
Hey, remember that time when we accidentally crushed our nads on that wheelbarrow? Yeah, good times, huh?
#7 - The little girl slipped on milk she sloshed out of her cup.
DeleteThat's why you don't let the little fuckers eat or drink anywhere except at the kitchen table.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
Thanks, CB,,
Deleteabout number 2, back when I "lived" in philly. redid the concrete sidewalk myself.
ReplyDeleteI was in a lot better shape and younger too then. and some asshole (guess ) just had to walk thru it
he went over the barrier and waked and twisted his steps to leave marks.
and he did this in front of me too. that was when I knew I had to leave that shithole of a city. dave in pa.
C'mon. Admit it. You knew that before you mixed the first bag of cement.
Deleteyeah. that was why I was right there. I knew if I went inside it would look like hell in 5 minutes. but right in front of me ? and the asshole was not worth going to jail for if I beat or shot his dumb ass either. chances are dumb fuck is already dead anyway.
Deletelife is kind of hard on the 14-25 age group there. so,,,, dave in pa.
I would have screamed out, "DON'T DISTURB THE CORPSE!"
Delete#8 You get the plate of that truck?
ReplyDeleteus Southerner's cant even imagine ... no more complaints about fireants and rattlers, nice afternoon w/ muttley then plowed by a effing moose
Delete#1 -- Lesson learned young man. Anytime you are rolling an object lined up with 'center pocket' PAY ATTENTION. Testicular collisions can happen at any time, usually with a crowd watching.
ReplyDelete#1 one day while on the way to brain surgery school
ReplyDeletetwo students learn a lifelong lesson in bipedal load transport design, momentum, and the Archimedes principle right in the nutz, & extra credit for team effort albeit incorrect.
Delete( there, finished your excellent observation with some engineering snark)
(( you can hear the plumbs' pain on the computerscreen ))
Fuckin’ moose. People say that cities push out wildlife. Moose seem just fine in Anchorage, I’ve even seen moose dumpster diving.
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no way !
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Are you talking about the four-legged moose, or the tourists who get lost?
Delete#4 - I like how Mom just sat and watched. As my Grandma used to say: "That'll learn ya, durn ya."
ReplyDelete#1 - wheel barrel full of nutcrackers
ReplyDelete#2 - in for a penny, in for a pound
#8 - The moose is Loose!!!
ReplyDelete#4 & #5 Fall under the catagory of "won't do that again".
ReplyDelete#9 - That's a look that crosses all cultural boundaries. Every single guy out there has received that look from their dad at one time or another.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh
ReplyDelete#1 - Whellbarrow: 4, Kids: 0
ReplyDelete#9: Just for that, we are going to have to eat your dog.
ReplyDelete#2 is 'that asshole'. I would have thrown a rake at the moron.
ReplyDelete#2- Screw you guys, I’m going home.
ReplyDeleteIn original video with sound, the TT driver is telling the lady driver to stop, she's gonna wreck her can, etc (it's a repo). She drives it of the hooks anyway with result shown, and immediately starts squawking @ TT driver," it all your fault! ". New wheels, idiot driver, repo. No points for GTR this time.
ReplyDelete#2. Walk in behind him and body slam him. Gotta fix the concrete anyway
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