A pastor is facing federal charges after allegedly hitting his wife in the head during a flight.
According to a criminal complaint, Roger Allan Holmberg Sr. was being disruptive when he hit his wife during a July 2 flight that was heading to Anchorage from Seattle.
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I have to say, if me and my wife were traveling and the airline offered only one of us an upgrade, Lisa would get it while I stayed in economy.
Sounds more like "Wrath" to me.
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ReplyDeleteDementia violence stage. Or the wife's haircut. Sad either way.
"The devil made me do it." Flip Wilson ( Old geezers will remember this line)
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I..I was anointing her head with the spirit of God when we hit some turbulence, yeah that's it....
ReplyDeleteIf my wife was offered an upgrade I'd have said lucky you. I doubt she would have taken it but it would not have been any of my doing. Of course this is the woman I sat with in a cafe on Maui when the fake rocket attack happened. Everyone was running around terrified. One Karen ran to our table and said, "This is not a drill!" The cafe emptied. She and I reached across the table, shook hands and said, it's been nice knowing ya. Then now where to hell is my Loco Moco? It wasn't bravery. We were surrounded by asshole liberals and we figured it was bullshit. Also, if it was true where ya gonna run on Maui from a nuclear bomb?
ReplyDeleteIf it had been a 'Zlim, he would've been awarded a 13 year old bride.
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It's a good thing he didn't try to baptize her head first in a slop sink.
ReplyDelete“Thou shall not covet thy spouse’s upgrade”?
ReplyDeleteHe's just a Pastor. To hell with him. Plus, they fart too much!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtW5upD5oW4
Obviously not a televangelist, or he'd have his own jet.
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