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Tuesday, July 02, 2024

Gotta keep your dick in your pants, boys

Teenage boys are the most frequent targets of financial “sextortion” schemes that are often conducted through Instagram and other social media platforms, according to a new report.

10 comments:

  1. Good luck. It's all about out-of-control body parts. Attempting to keep 14 to 17 year old lads from trying out their horn dogs is like trying to keep Biden's nose away from young girls hair.

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    1. We didn't have digital cameras or cell phones when I was kid, but we had Polaroid cameras that developed pictures in a minute or two. Never took a dick pic with one of those.

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    2. That was the number one reason why the Polaroid camera was purchased for, x-rated selfies, or xxx photos.

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    3. Mid 70s to late 80s I took all kinds of nudes with chick's on Polaroid cameras, unfortunately they yellow and don't last long....
      JD

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    4. Most teens couldn't afford the Polaroid film. These days it seems like every teen has a $1600 i-phone.
      The local high school told kids to get out their phones and google how to do X. The teacher couldn't believe my teen had no phone. He called to say i needed to get the kid a phone so that they could look up videos on how to solve math problems.

      I said that there was no need for the kids to google instructions if the teacher actually did there job

      Exile1981

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    5. HA! I shot my own one-man porn video of myself when I was 9. The camera work was terrible and the acting was abysmal... I seem to remember recording over the tape the next day by making a terrible bike/action movie.... ah, to be young and on summer vacation again.

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  2. So long as I didn't get caught with a fat chick, wouldn't care.

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    1. HEEEEY. Fat chicks need love too you heartless bastard.
      More Cushion for the pushin'.
      Warmth in the winter.
      Shade in the summer.

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    2. Two whales mating on dry land ain't a purdy picture.

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  3. Evil will say or do anything to gain control of another.

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