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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Man busted with live party favors

An Ohio man who today allegedly burglarized a Petland store and set loose some animals was found with several hamsters stuffed in his pockets when cops discovered him sleeping--in a leopard-print onesie--outside a nearby business.
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7 comments:

  1. Wait, a leopard print onesie has pockets, yet women like me have been begging for pockets in
    our dresses for years! Somethin' ain't right.

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  2. leopard-print onesie...

    We're just not going to make it. As a species, I mean, with this degree of depravation.

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  3. Ah, good ol Columbus Ohio.... I was pretty sure it'd be where it took place.

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  4. The headline should instead read, "PETA has rescued hamsters from dark intentions."

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