An Ohio man who today allegedly burglarized a Petland store and set loose some animals was found with several hamsters stuffed in his pockets when cops discovered him sleeping--in a leopard-print onesie--outside a nearby business.
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Wait, a leopard print onesie has pockets, yet women like me have been begging for pockets in
ReplyDeleteour dresses for years! Somethin' ain't right.
It's the patriarchy!
DeleteIts a 'Big Purse' conspiracy...
DeleteArmageddon!
ReplyDeleteleopard-print onesie...
ReplyDeleteWe're just not going to make it. As a species, I mean, with this degree of depravation.
Ah, good ol Columbus Ohio.... I was pretty sure it'd be where it took place.
ReplyDeleteThe headline should instead read, "PETA has rescued hamsters from dark intentions."
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