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Monday, July 15, 2024

Mondays..... gifdump

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  1. WELCOME BACK!!! YOU WERE MISSED.

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    1. Has he been away? I must have missed that hour!

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  2. #1 - Must have been so busy f*cking with their cellphone that they were not paying attention to the road. Can I say that it serves them right?

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    1. Dashcam. Automatically starts recording when you turn on the car, and records over previous recordings. If it detects an impact, it preserves the previous five minutes and the next five minutes.

      Pretty standard stuff these days. You can get a decent one for around $100, and I'm planning on buying one. Or five, rather, one for my wife and one for my daughter, my son, and my son-in-law.

      I want one that doesn't have wifi or GPS, but that's actually harder to find than one that does. Especially if you want high resolution (so you can zoom in on license plates and such later.) So I figure I'm going to have to cave and get one with wifi. (I positively HATE hardware that reports to anyone but me, or requires an app be installed on my phone. It's becoming increasingly difficult to avoid though.) I just hope that I can avoid the "reports to other people" shit. Wish me luck!

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    2. I have a dashcam. I like it. Several people I know had some idiots run a red light or back up into them. Get one for the rear window too.

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    3. I will be willing to bet ... with or without a dash cam, the f*cking driver was distracted and not driving properly.

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  3. Thank goodness I never did that, or that, or that...

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  4. #6 My kid he wouldn't have walked for a week and been limpin at that.

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  5. Welcome back and a belated Happy Birthday while you were on hiatus.

    Nemo

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  6. How on earth did someone manage #10? I can see soap suds (dishwasher with hand detergent in it does that nicely) but making it erupt from the toilet? That's real skill there. Maybe a clogged house drain with a dishwasher on a higher floor? Even that wouldn't get the shear volume shown...

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    1. A mix of vinegar and baking soda will yield the same result.

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    2. Looks like it might be aboard ship from the width of the room. Weird drain connections can happen.

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    3. Heh. Happened at work years ago to me. Walked by 2 pc shitter in downstairs office, and heard a weird noise. Open the door, and a geyser of black smelly sewage was hitting the ceiling, more spectacular than this one. The city had one of those compressed air (?)sewer unplugging trucks working, out front of the building.
      Let the manager deal with it. ....

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  7. #2 Always line dry your hot pants ladies.

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    1. Toss in some fabric softener sheets

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  8. #10 Well, at least the floor is clean now...

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  9. I've had some bad Mondays but these are beyond any I've had lately..
    Oh and welcome back
    JD

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  10. #9 Wow that is one hot bearing.

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  11. #10...Scrubbing bubbles...!

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  12. #3--jocks. What more do you expect?
    --Tennessee Budd

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  13. #4: Did he try to nail down a glass panel?

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    1. Looks like it shattered when (and where) he released that suction-cup carry handle.

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  14. #10 reminds me of the hard soap tablets(salvo) back in the day and when kids pranked the funeral home fountain by dropping them in and soap went every where.

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