Millimeters? This is America by God, and they need to use American measurements. He didn't come within millimeters of being killed, he came within a little red cunt hair of being killed.
Now how fucking hard is that?
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NO SHIT
ReplyDeletePerfect! - Nemo
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a carpenter, we used cunthairs as a measurement of how much shorter a board needed to be cut, as in “take off a cunthair”. Blond ones were the thinnest and red ones were the thickest, so I would’ve said the gunman missed by a blond cunthair lol.
ReplyDeleteMy unit of measure has been red, blonde, then brunette.... I've never met a redhead with course pubic hair.....
DeleteJD
Exactly. I was in Aerospace. One RCH was much smaller than a BCH. We never used blonde hair as a metric for anything important. We were professionals.
DeleteI was thinking "within a gnats ass" but LRC works too.
ReplyDeleteThey found their patsy- took him out like Lee Harvey too.
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Except this "patsy" was seen by eyewitnesses who tried to alert the police, climbing onto the building with a rifle, getting into position and taking the shots.
DeleteI'm having so much trouble with that part of the story. Some guy climbs a ladder holding a scoped rifle while people watch? And the SS agents on the other roof couldn't see him? But after he got off his shots they DID see him and took him out immediately?
DeleteWhere did the fucking ladder come from? Was it there already? Or did the killer carry it and his scoped rifle up to the building while people watched?
Oh well, FBI says he was a lone gunman, no connection to anybody else.
Minor point. Iron sights, no glass.
DeleteYou really think the FBI would acknowledge that they radicalized him?
DeleteSnuffy, by a kid that supposedly got kicked off his High School rifle team because he couldn't shoot for shit and was a hazard to the other shooters.
DeleteBut if the Eff Bee Eye says he was the lone shooter...
Dead men tell no tales. - Nemo
DeleteIt's NOT HARD. GLAD YOUR BACK HOPE Y'ALL HAD A GOOD BREAK
ReplyDeleteWas the little red cunt, Jen Paski, there?
ReplyDeleteNot a natural redhead.
DeleteAmen - this is America, we speak English here. In this case, Redneck English - but English that we all understand.
ReplyDeleteMillimeters? This is America so it was a gnat's ass.
ReplyDeleteThe RCH, the eternal measurement!
ReplyDeleteMatt
Is that unit from a U.S. A. southern slim lil' gal, or one of the Slavic - U.S.S.R. whose hair is used by tug boats in the Black Sea ?
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Man. You just got back from a ten day vacation, which means you're supposed to be relaxed for at least a couple of days before you start getting pissed off again about anything.
ReplyDeleteBut I know how you feel. Drama Queen Hannity kept saying DJT missed being killed by a millimeter. Like he really knows what a millimeter is. What an overpaid tool.
Size matters. Ask any woman how much difference an inch can make.
ReplyDeleteLet's think about this for a second. What would sound more impressive to the ladies?
Delete"I'm six inches"
or
"I'm 15.2 centimeters"
???
Awwww……”….a little red cunt hair….”
ReplyDeleteSince you brought it up….
Can you find enough pics….
for a…..”Red Headed Soul Stealers Day“….????
Ed357
Aerospace Pro here. There is no such thing as an lRCH. An RCH is the smallest hair one can find. I've looked high and low.
DeleteCan’t be a globalist peckerhead without the metric system. That’s all you need to know about it. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteVacation did you good.
ReplyDelete- WDS
People forget the more refined English unit of measure, the "gnatscock".
ReplyDelete(learned from an old Cockney Londoner I worked with decades ago)
I've never heard that one but I'm not refined or English
DeleteJD
I just read Trump was indicted for inciting an assination attempt that almost killed him. He's also being ridiculed for clumsily hitting his head on a bullet. Also, the party that called him Hitler for eight years are shocked that someone tried to assassinate him. Stay tuned for more news hot off the press.
ReplyDeleteRemember too, that the RCH is a universal measurement, understood by fine craftspersons all around the world, regardless of whether in the metric or imperial zones...
ReplyDeleteSo, do I trade my 9 mm in for a .380?
ReplyDeleteIf it's a 9mm Kurz it already is a .380
DeleteWe use the RCH measurement unit all the time around here.
ReplyDeleteI've missed this.
ReplyDeleteAh yes. The RCH. A well- known and very precise unit of measurement typically used by engineers, and sometimes NASA.
ReplyDeleteMetric? What do you expect from faggot commies?
ReplyDeleteHey. The Amish all know the metric system, and we're smarter 'n them. Right?
Delete(50 grams in an ounce)
Cunt hair is approximately .007 thousands of an inch. Depending on the the breed , health, and vigor.
ReplyDeletea bees dick and a poofteenth are the measurements used here in OZ
ReplyDeleteBill From The Bush
Why not measure in ten-thousands of a rod or chain?
ReplyDeleteI love red cunt hair!
ReplyDeleteReally? We True Americans measure things in millimeters. 5.56, 5.7, 7.62, 9, 10, 12.7...
ReplyDeleteWhat is the last thing a RCH says before it hits the floor?
ReplyDelete"Hawk-Tuah"
Neck
A few years ago there was a website selling six inch long machinist's scales that were graduated in cunt hairs. There was a centering point in the middle of the scale so you could see if you were off by a cunt hair to the left or to the right. I keep one of those scales in my toolbox, just in case.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately the website is no longer around.