HOUSTON, Texas (KTRK) -- The remains of two people were found badly decomposed inside an 18-wheeler in northwest Houston overnight. Officials said they looked "almost like mummies."
Firefighters had to use a ladder truck to get inside the 18-wheeler to get to the bodies, Houston police said.
No one cared how the decaying stiffs smelled because after a while when the body fat disintegrates the stink begins to smell like Old Spice. Funny how mother nature works
ReplyDeleteSrsly? Never have I ever had a cadaver that smelt of old spice. Just decomposition.
DeleteYou get off smelling months old dead bodies, Jen?
DeleteHave a buddy who was in the NG and tasked with the clean up of all the dead bloated bodies in Jonestown. He said they soaked bandanas in Old Spice to deal with it. He smelling Old Spice now makes him automatically gag.
DeleteHa! Used to live half a mile from there!
ReplyDeleteHouston stinks anyway, so its not surprising that nobody noticed.
ReplyDeleteYour mom stinks! :)
Deletewell...shes been dead for 6 yrs so im thinking that maybe shes past the stinkin part...But, ill still still enjoy punching yer teeth thru the back of yer head for that insult...should you ever deign to introduce yerself. asshole
DeleteCalm down, kids.
DeleteSorry amigo...but hey, it was my mom...hadta say sumthin
DeleteWhy did they need a ladder truck to get in?
ReplyDeleteToo much slope to walk across, maybe?
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They were in a trailer full of loose used clothes, maybe near the front. To keep from pulling the whole load, they went over the top of the load or through the roof of the trailer would be my guess.
DeleteWhen it said "18 wheeler" I assumed they were in the sleeper until I read the whole article.
Trailer was full to the roof with clothing, homeless had cut a hole in the roof for access.
DeleteIt amuses me how the police report reads sometimes... I've seen homeless camps and hobo holes, there's no doubt that someone is living there but " Police said there were other clues that showed the people may have been homeless and living in the truck ", no shit Sherlock..
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Dessication, due to the temperature in the cab.
ReplyDelete- WDS
Surprised that nobody noticed the smell? The author has obviously never been to Houston....
ReplyDeleteYeah. Really. My folks were living in Pasadena (Stinkadena) & I came to visit one
Deletefine evening. Drove in around 1am & it smelled like a sewer & some unfortunate
looking like the elephant man was shuffling down the street..Fuck that place!