8) I recently inventoried all my guns and realized that calling it a collection would be giving myself too much credit. I think what I actually have is an accumulation.
A porn star once told me Cetaphil hand lotion is sometimes used in the skin flicks because it has the same consistency and color as jizz. Next time you buy a bottle at Walgreens ask the checkout person for the special Hawk Tuah promotional nozzle. I'm sure they’d be happy to accommodate you.
#8) since one of the synonyms for enthusiast is believer methinks i believe its only normal to buy another gun . . . . . or at least more ammo - you know, "for truth, justice & the american way”. (And now another exciting episode in the adventures of. . . .)
#8: Any number of guns where very few are of the same calibre is a collection. Any number of guns over six where they are all the same calibre, is an arsenal - six is a very small arsenal, ten to fifteen is Chicago-size, while anything over one hundred is considered Texas-size.
Unless found in fully automatic, shotguns are never included in arsenal definitions. I don't make the rules, I just relay them.
The only duplicate calibers I have are 4 in 30.06, 4 in .357 Mag, and 4 in 9mm. I am in the arenal class in .22 LR. I don't want to talk about shotguns. That might be admitting I have a problem. And just for the record Italian shotguns can be a very expensive habit.
See, I’m just the opposite. I tend to acquire and accumulate firearms of the same caliber. In my mind, it’s just less different kinds of ammo to find and store. Having said that, I think I’m pretty well covered in all the standard flavors.
Ask a real gun owner " How many guns do you own?" Most real ones will cock their head and say "I don't rightly know." That's how you know a real gun owner. If they give you a number they are either lying or bragging.
The wife found out how much Glocks cost and she knows I have 3. She demanded an inventory and I thought it might be a good idea to get all of the serial numbers down. I found 3 9mm pistols I don't remember buying. Two of them have never been fired. BTW: I have a Glock 45 MOS with a red dot for sale with less than 100 rounds through it for $550 shipped.
11: Too true. It recently dawned on me that a 22 year old lady I was watching on TikTok had in fact paid for her own back-to-back vacations to France and Australia (as opposed to traveling with rich parents) and that just being hot and posting obsessively to social media probably made her a millionaire. 17: I can see that ending poorly.
8) I recently inventoried all my guns and realized that calling it a collection would be giving myself too much credit. I think what I actually have is an accumulation.
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DeleteIsn't the initial goal to at least have one in every caliber?
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3 is 2, 2 is 1 and 1 is none. Need at least 10.
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#20- why isn't this on a lotion bottle? Asking for a friend...
ReplyDeleteA porn star once told me Cetaphil hand lotion is sometimes used in the skin flicks because it has the same consistency and color as jizz. Next time you buy a bottle at Walgreens ask the checkout person for the special Hawk Tuah promotional nozzle. I'm sure they’d be happy to accommodate you.
Delete#8) since one of the synonyms for enthusiast is believer methinks i believe its only normal to buy another gun . . . . . or at least more ammo - you know, "for truth, justice & the american way”. (And now another exciting episode in the adventures of. . . .)
ReplyDeleteTuttle creek lake is a gun enthusiast? Who knew.
ReplyDeleteWhere did that come from ? I used to hunt Tuttle Creek Lake.
Delete#8: Any number of guns where very few are of the same calibre is a collection. Any number of guns over six where they are all the same calibre, is an arsenal - six is a very small arsenal, ten to fifteen is Chicago-size, while anything over one hundred is considered Texas-size.
ReplyDeleteUnless found in fully automatic, shotguns are never included in arsenal definitions.
I don't make the rules, I just relay them.
I guess I can equip a squad...
DeleteThe only duplicate calibers I have are 4 in 30.06, 4 in .357 Mag, and 4 in 9mm. I am in the arenal class in .22 LR. I don't want to talk about shotguns. That might be admitting I have a problem. And just for the record Italian shotguns can be a very expensive habit.
DeleteSee, I’m just the opposite. I tend to acquire and accumulate firearms of the same caliber. In my mind, it’s just less different kinds of ammo to find and store. Having said that, I think I’m pretty well covered in all the standard flavors.
Delete2- just flip the cushion.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've done that to cover up something else at a girlfriend's friend's house.
Delete#8: I prefer to call my assortment as "Having a Golf Bag".
ReplyDeleteGuns? I don’t have any guns. I have a few rifles, some pistols and revolvers, some shotguns but, no, no guns.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS MY RIFLE. THIS IS MY GUN. ONE IS FOR SHOOTING. ONE IS FOR FUN.
DeleteAsk a real gun owner " How many guns do you own?" Most real ones will cock their head and say "I don't rightly know." That's how you know a real gun owner. If they give you a number they are either lying or bragging.
ReplyDeleteThe wife found out how much Glocks cost and she knows I have 3. She demanded an inventory and I thought it might be a good idea to get all of the serial numbers down. I found 3 9mm pistols I don't remember buying. Two of them have never been fired. BTW: I have a Glock 45 MOS with a red dot for sale with less than 100 rounds through it for $550 shipped.
ReplyDeleteI used to have a few guns, until that Lake Michigan boating accident.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Lake Michigan is deep, bet none of them are recoverable.
DeleteI forgot. Been a goodly while since the tragic canoe accident in the bay.
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When asked how many guns you have, the correct answer is, "MYOFB."
ReplyDelete11: Too true. It recently dawned on me that a 22 year old lady I was watching on TikTok had in fact paid for her own back-to-back vacations to France and Australia (as opposed to traveling with rich parents) and that just being hot and posting obsessively to social media probably made her a millionaire.
ReplyDelete17: I can see that ending poorly.