Do you know why women are always smiling in their wedding pictures? It's because they know that they are never going to have to give a blow job ever again.
Except the ones who really like it, and enjoy reciprocal favors. Those ladies stay married and get better with practice. Guess how I know. Sixty years and counting.
Now there’s an image I didn’t need. A frigg’n 75 or older couple having sex. Yeh, I’m sure it happens but why should we all suffer. Seriously, I’m guessing she takes her teeth out beforehand.🤮
#14 and he has a bag of golf clubs. A 7 iron is a formidable weapon. People think I'm an avid golfer because of all the iron I have leaning up everywhere in the house within fast reach. A fast effective weapon to be sure. Caution, head shots are fatal.
#1. She will soon know as she raises a baby for eighteen years with no clue where it's father disappeared to. Assuming of course the kid doesn't get offed by some other gang banger.
Strangely, the United States experienced their history-altering terrorist attack on 9-11, India was attacked on 7-11. See Russell Peters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya0J4owIJ00
I’ve worked with a few Sikhs in my life. All good workers, but not an inch of give in any of them. And their religion requires them to carry a knife all the time. What could be cooler than that? JFM
Starker here, #13 Yes, the face diaper, but also the capris with work boots! LMAO #4 It was just a TV show, she's from Ohio, not Bama nor Ark. All the rest are good.
5) We had a sort of late life kid and one day while I was driving him to school I said "it must be weird having parents that went to school in the last century". He said "you mean the last milleneum". I said "I think you can walk it from here".
#3..imagine how that gal would act if somebody was coming after her, and her man just said, "nah, I don't do that anymore". Same same. Women need to understand this.So do men.
#4: Those shorts are so tame and conservative compared to what girls are wearing now. #16: Ah, memories. I had so many of those as a child, thanks to my grandmother.
Do you know why women are always smiling in their wedding pictures?
ReplyDeleteIt's because they know that they are never going to have to give a blow job ever again.
Except the ones who really like it, and enjoy reciprocal favors. Those ladies stay married and get better with practice. Guess how I know. Sixty years and counting.
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DeleteWhat food prevents blowjobs? Wedding cake. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
DeleteNow there’s an image I didn’t need. A frigg’n 75 or older couple having sex. Yeh, I’m sure it happens but why should we all suffer. Seriously, I’m guessing she takes her teeth out beforehand.🤮
DeleteAnon238, you may have a different opinion when get into your 70s...
Delete#2 deserves a round of applause
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#14 It's only a fucking goose!
ReplyDeleteGive her a break, she didn't have any weapons to fight back or give room.
DeleteIf it was a home invader in a movie though, watch out, Buster!
Don't get out much, do you.
DeleteI had a goose come at me and I turned towards him intent on getting dinner. Goose turned and ran for it. Seriously, be a carnivore.
Delete#14 and he has a bag of golf clubs. A 7 iron is a formidable weapon. People think I'm an avid golfer because of all the iron I have leaning up everywhere in the house within fast reach. A fast effective weapon to be sure. Caution, head shots are fatal.
DeleteAnd he had a bag full of golf clubs to whack it with.
DeleteYou've never been attacked by a goose, huh?
DeleteCanada geese can hurt you but try an adult male swan, they will kick your ass.
DeleteWhat a treat this morning I'm so happy your back.
ReplyDelete#9 is so true!
ReplyDeleteAn Amen to that, brother.
Delete#1. She will soon know as she raises a baby for eighteen years with no clue where it's father disappeared to.
ReplyDeleteAssuming of course the kid doesn't get offed by some other gang banger.
Um, she's not batting for your team. I think that's Rapinoe.
DeleteI enjoy good sikh humor
ReplyDeleteBa-Dum-Bom!
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Strangely, the United States experienced their history-altering terrorist attack on 9-11, India was attacked on 7-11.
DeleteSee Russell Peters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya0J4owIJ00
I’ve worked with a few Sikhs in my life. All good workers, but not an inch of give in any of them. And their religion requires them to carry a knife all the time. What could be cooler than that?
DeleteJFM
Starker here,
ReplyDelete#13 Yes, the face diaper, but also the capris with work boots! LMAO
#4 It was just a TV show, she's from Ohio, not Bama nor Ark. All the rest are good.
#4 Have you seen Catherine Bach recently???
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Delete5) We had a sort of late life kid and one day while I was driving him to school I said "it must be weird having parents that went to school in the last century". He said "you mean the last milleneum". I said "I think you can walk it from here".
ReplyDeleteCaught the mistake, eh?
ReplyDelete#3..imagine how that gal would act if somebody was coming after her, and her man just said, "nah, I don't do that anymore". Same same. Women need to understand this.So do men.
ReplyDeleteI needed a good laugh
ReplyDelete#3 - It has been written that when a woman says, "I do" at the altar, it translates to "I will not ever again."
ReplyDelete19 You know AOC pegging that soy bitch.
ReplyDelete#4: Those shorts are so tame and conservative compared to what girls are wearing now.
ReplyDelete#16: Ah, memories. I had so many of those as a child, thanks to my grandmother.
Am I shocked there was a place in Africa named "Dahomey"? Nope...
ReplyDeleteDaisy-dukes and Levis, my two scents worth.
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