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Friday, July 19, 2024

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A 35-year-old woman is behind bars after police spotted her “vigorously” pleasuring herself in public, according to a report detailing the alleged lewd act.

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When you're so ugly you're mistaken for a man.....

5 comments:

  1. Key West animal cruelty services were involved since the original report stated the lady was spanking her monkey.

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  2. From the article- The report does not indicate how long the officer observed the solo crime being committed.

    Long enough for the officer to get off is my guess.

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    1. Yeah, of course. You can't have a news story about female sexual depravity without insinuating that men are, of course, worse. And just misdemeanor charges? A man would be facing felony charges.

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    2. And how vigorous is too vigorous? Legally, I think this is a reported distinction without a difference!

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