A 35-year-old woman is behind bars after police spotted her “vigorously” pleasuring herself in public, according to a report detailing the alleged lewd act.
Yeah, of course. You can't have a news story about female sexual depravity without insinuating that men are, of course, worse. And just misdemeanor charges? A man would be facing felony charges.
Key West animal cruelty services were involved since the original report stated the lady was spanking her monkey.
ReplyDeleteFrom the article- The report does not indicate how long the officer observed the solo crime being committed.
ReplyDeleteLong enough for the officer to get off is my guess.
Yeah, of course. You can't have a news story about female sexual depravity without insinuating that men are, of course, worse. And just misdemeanor charges? A man would be facing felony charges.
DeleteAnd how vigorous is too vigorous? Legally, I think this is a reported distinction without a difference!
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