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Thursday, July 04, 2024

Your Thursday Afternoon Florida Report

A Florida Woman yesterday was arrested for domestic battery after attacking her boyfriend because he declined to cuddle with her, police allege.

Investigators say the cuddle kerfuffle began Saturday evening when Jillian Uygun, 22, argued with her beau “regarding victim’s disinterest in defendant engaging in physical intimacy.”

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  1. Her perp photo lends credence to his behavior.

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  2. She had a kind face. Kind I'd like to beat with a baseball bat. What a skag. Yes I know Skag is some norweign shit or something as a reader pointed out. In the sixties we call nasty bitches Skags. Heard it many times in the military too so it wasn't just in my part of the world.

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  3. I've been drunk more than once in my life, but I have NEVER been that drunk...

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  4. Seems like she could have been defeated by a large magnet.
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