#2- Looks like the car detailer near me that I used- once.....also staged- #5- Oops! Time to drive to and accidentally leave the keys in the ignition while parked with the doors open- #7- Lessons learned- 1) Adversity builds character- when you fall down, get right back up 2) Grandpa is a dangerous dumbass #9- (Next repair crew) Well there's the problem- there's a hand fused to the breaker-
No, moronic operator. I worked for a foreman like that once. His solution to everything was "When in doubt, beat it out". He thought he was God's gift to construction.
Boy, was I glad to get away from that clown. And that company that made him a foreman.
#10, driving on the ice ? I heard it used to happen at the nearby lake every now and then in winter. but with quads or whatever pulling a "ice house fishing shack" learned a long time ago not to do anything that stupid. as for #8, I hide my truck with the winch behind the house as there are a lot of morons that love driving thru mud and puddles around here. after a few half hearted thanks for a couple of hours of work getting said stupid fuck out. I don't help unless I know you. I tell them to call a tow truck and pay 100 bucks or more for being stupid !
#5 - Judging by the white leather, I'd say they can afford that asshole kid - though, she still needs a strong spanking. #6 - I don't blame the cashier. Why do such assholes exist? #9 - Was that a Tesla charger?
# 7 watch me dump the Grandkids in the puddle ! that guy needs a slap upside his head .
ReplyDeleteI'll bet that becomes their favorite memory of Grandpa I know it would be for me.
DeleteThat's what I call making memories that last a lifetime.
DeleteGrampa should just start making mud pies.
Deletelooks like something Gov Walsh would do
DeleteYeah, looked deliberate to me - especially gramps falling in at the end.
DeleteJohn G
#9 looks like one of my wiring attempts. now let me see, which color is the ground?
ReplyDeleteBlack and red and green.
DeleteQuick, get the water hose and spray on these breakers
DeleteHose is too far...
DeletePEE ON IT!!!
Gotta say, #1 was impressive. Glad it wasn't me, but still...
ReplyDeleteScarecrow
Trailer door hinge has strong game!
DeleteApparently 2 mule power is best for mud
ReplyDeleteSound would be awesome. Somebody needs to make it so.
ReplyDelete#2- Looks like the car detailer near me that I used- once.....also staged-
ReplyDelete#5- Oops! Time to drive to and accidentally leave the keys in the ignition while parked with the doors open-
#7- Lessons learned- 1) Adversity builds character- when you fall down, get right back up
2) Grandpa is a dangerous dumbass
#9- (Next repair crew) Well there's the problem- there's a hand fused to the breaker-
Don't smoke weed or get drunk and then try to work on a car.
ReplyDelete#4 - Made in China???
ReplyDeleteNo, moronic operator. I worked for a foreman like that once. His solution to everything was "When in doubt, beat it out". He thought he was God's gift to construction.
DeleteBoy, was I glad to get away from that clown. And that company that made him a foreman.
#9 'Throw the third switch.
ReplyDelete'No, not the third switch !'
'Throw it, I tell you !!!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJadT9o_Us
If you consider how central water is to our existence, its amazing how little some people understand it.
ReplyDeleteShowed wife #5. First thing she said was “what’s she doing out of her car seat?”
ReplyDelete#10, driving on the ice ? I heard it used to happen at the nearby lake every now and then in winter. but with quads or whatever pulling a "ice house fishing shack"
ReplyDeletelearned a long time ago not to do anything that stupid.
as for #8, I hide my truck with the winch behind the house as there are a lot of morons that love driving thru mud and puddles around here. after a few half hearted thanks for a couple of hours of work getting said stupid fuck out. I don't help unless I know you.
I tell them to call a tow truck and pay 100 bucks or more for being stupid !
Thanks WC, My Monday just got better!
ReplyDeleteCPO Greg
#5. I hope it was a rental car and preferably one on the commercials. By the way who gives kids markers in the back seat? Morans for parents.
ReplyDeleteYou may be right. They could be Irish.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
#5 - Judging by the white leather, I'd say they can afford that asshole kid - though, she still needs a strong spanking.
ReplyDelete#6 - I don't blame the cashier. Why do such assholes exist?
#9 - Was that a Tesla charger?
I hear Benny Hill music attached to many of these.
ReplyDelete#6 Couldn't the customer just hand the cashier one can and say I have 15 of those?
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