The Taliban has sacked hundreds of men from Afghanistan’s security forces because they are unable to grow beards.
Thousands of musical instruments had also been destroyed by the militant group in the past year, the notorious ministry for the propagation of virtue and prevention of vice said in its annual update.
Mohibullah Mokhlis, the director of planning and legislation at the ministry, told a press conference in Kabul that “281 beardless officers were identified, confirmed and dismissed” from the country’s security services in the past 12 months.
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ReplyDelete^^that’s^^ a Shakespeare level comment! 🤣🤣
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ReplyDeleteMuhammad can order it and the Amazon camel driver will deliver it right to the door of your mud hut.
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It's that 95% inert ingredients that really does the job, though. 40% water, 30% sheepshit, and 25% Bacon Fat.
DeleteAnd who do they have to "thank' for all of this?
ReplyDeleteGenerations of inbreeding has taken it's toll-
ReplyDeleteWin-win solution: Let's send them all of our trans "women"- as long as they act like men & grow beards, they'll be employed & won't be hurled off of buildings- Everyone benefits!
The ones that can't grow beards get to dress up in woman's clothes - look it up
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