#2 the thing about this one is, there are already black rubber marks on these things, on both sides, L an R. Like it's happening on a regular basis. And to all those rich bast*rds with the wide-body luxury cars, and those marks go all the way to the top of the pylons, meaning these cars are launching themselves just like this one did. Cops must be pissin' themselves, laughing.
after my divorce. I used to joke that whenever I thought about my ex, I should just slam the truck door on my dick and get that over with. I have to wonder what he is thinking about to stick his head in that like that ?
I think he was demonstrating a safety feature that didn't work. Remember the power windows of '70s cars that would break your brother's fingers? Today's cars sense that the window/trunk lid/door is encountering an obstruction. The controller then reverses the current to the motor to open the window so you can remove your fingers. Al_in_Ottawa
#1: Surefooted as a mountain goat. #2: This would be the same genius who swerves into traffic from the left turn lane. #4: Only a matter of time before a customer would do that with a cart. #5: We keep hearing about how smart Chinese people are supposed to be. It's almost like that's all lies or something. #6: "Where's your car dude?" #10: A prime example of Chinese quality. Just wait til it spontaneously combusts.
#3. That's gonna be a dropped object report there pal.
ReplyDeleteKnew a guy who flew an open cockpit bi-plane. He had to by new navigational chats on a frequent basis.Left a trail of paper charts wherever he went.
Delete3. Those digital cameras do come with wrist straps you know.
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#5. The old samsonite on the escalator trick....
ReplyDelete#1 - East German judge deducted points for excessive splash
Delete#5 - "Steh-Rike !!"
#10 - Excellent opportunity to take his wallet and split ...
#10 Though crossed my mind once or twice.
ReplyDelete#5. Those two need a beating.
ReplyDelete#3, yeah, but the look on that guy's face. Worth every penny.
ReplyDelete#8 I'm still laughing! I hate those cars
ReplyDeleteOne laugh after another here, love them
ReplyDelete3) I wonder if it was shooting video all the way down. That would be cool to watch.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2UQXzaVkkg
Delete#2 the thing about this one is, there are already black rubber marks on these things, on both sides, L an R. Like it's happening on a regular basis. And to all those rich bast*rds with the wide-body luxury cars, and those marks go all the way to the top of the pylons, meaning these cars are launching themselves just like this one did. Cops must be pissin' themselves, laughing.
ReplyDelete#2 I'm on da phone!
ReplyDeleteafter my divorce. I used to joke that whenever I thought about my ex, I should just slam the truck door on my dick and get that over with. I have to wonder what he is thinking about to stick his head in that like that ?
ReplyDeleteI think he was demonstrating a safety feature that didn't work. Remember the power windows of '70s cars that would break your brother's fingers? Today's cars sense that the window/trunk lid/door is encountering an obstruction. The controller then reverses the current to the motor to open the window so you can remove your fingers.
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There was a murder on an episode of Midsomer where a dude got his head caught in a sliding door like that.
ReplyDelete1, 4. 5. Stick to Dickson and sammiches
ReplyDeleteA really nice collection of hopefully no longer existing dna.
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#10…..yeah, those Chinese made cars are gonna be great in the American market.
ReplyDelete5. Fuck you, you're not getting your bag back.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
#1--The dude almost went to grab her--I think he realized that the only thing that would happen is that he would join her so took a pass.
ReplyDeleteMost of these just prove why women live longer than men...
ReplyDelete#1: Surefooted as a mountain goat.
ReplyDelete#2: This would be the same genius who swerves into traffic from the left turn lane.
#4: Only a matter of time before a customer would do that with a cart.
#5: We keep hearing about how smart Chinese people are supposed to be. It's almost like that's all lies or something.
#6: "Where's your car dude?"
#10: A prime example of Chinese quality. Just wait til it spontaneously combusts.