A man who stuffed a live eel up his backside was left in agony when the sharp-toothed sea creature tried to bite its way out of his digestive tract.
Horrified medics in Vietnam discovered the 26-inch long eel in X-ray scans taken to diagnose the cause of his pain on July 27, local media reports.
worked ER X-ray for years on 2nd and 3rd shift and I saw a LOT of weird shit that people do to themselves , but that is a new one to me. kind of funny in a way as if you tell people shit like this, they never believe you unless you have a copy of the film.
ReplyDeleteeven then, it hard to believe some of the things people do. not for the faint of heart .
They never said how that eel got in there. Was he swimming without a bathing suit or what? Was it sushi that he ate several months ago?
ReplyDeleteHe was walking across his living room -naked- and "fell on it."
DeleteIt's always, "I fell on it."
Naw, he was changing a lightbulb and fell off the ladder.
DeleteHe must have fell ob the lemon too.....gross
ReplyDeleteThese eels are known for eating cancerous polyps. He probably refused a colonoscopy.
ReplyDeleteLemon with fish is a given
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Was the lemon to help with the cancerous polyps? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteA lemon? That's over the line!
ReplyDeleteThere's a picture on the Internet of a Great Blue Heron flying with an eel coming out of its stomach after swallowing it without killing it. The bird was found later, dead.
ReplyDelete"Todays special: fresh eel in lemon sauce"- Sign at Chinese restaurant next to hospital dumpster-
ReplyDeleteI remember the gerbil story from the first age of public access internet...
ReplyDeletePriceless quote from the article:
"'People should absolutely not insert animals through their anus to create a strong sensation, as the consequences can be severe.'"
Was the eel consulted? Consensual and all.
-Just a Chemist
We should have a picture of this freaky deak so we’ll know to run like hell if we see him. Bad bored I guess
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