#3--my girl lives in the city, I live in the country. I pointed out that she ignores sirens, but snaps her head around at gunshots or firecrackers. I pay no attention to gunshots, but I look if I hear a siren. --Tennessee Budd
Same here. I'll stop what I'm doing and go stand on the porch if I hear a siren. Most of the time, they're ambulances. Funny thing though, I always hear them coming with lights and sirens, but every time they go back, there's no lights and sirens. Must be a lot of motherfuckers dying around here.
My mom kept her bacon grease in a Crisco can on the counter next to the stove. It never got old enough to spoil. The bottom quarter inch or so was full of the brown crusty bits that came out when the pinto beans were being made. Yum Yum. When my wife makes bacon, the grease sits in a corning ware bowl on the cooktop and seasons the morning breakfast and the fresh pan fried green beans, which we have in abundance now that the garden is producing.
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ReplyDelete#3--my girl lives in the city, I live in the country. I pointed out that she ignores sirens, but snaps her head around at gunshots or firecrackers. I pay no attention to gunshots, but I look if I hear a siren.
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Same here. I'll stop what I'm doing and go stand on the porch if I hear a siren. Most of the time, they're ambulances. Funny thing though, I always hear them coming with lights and sirens, but every time they go back, there's no lights and sirens. Must be a lot of motherfuckers dying around here.
DeleteI must lead a sheltered life...I don't get #12.
ReplyDeleteMy EMS service responds lights and sirens, but seldom uses them on the way to the hospital. Supposedly less stressful and safer for the patient.
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DeleteMy mom kept her bacon grease in a Crisco can on the counter next to the stove. It never got old enough to spoil. The bottom quarter inch or so was full of the brown crusty bits that came out when the pinto beans were being made. Yum Yum. When my wife makes bacon, the grease sits in a corning ware bowl on the cooktop and seasons the morning breakfast and the fresh pan fried green beans, which we have in abundance now that the garden is producing.
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ReplyDelete20) Fact: The Bee is the world's only honest news outlet.
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