Man, I'm seeing alot of us have trouble opening those f*$^*ng produce bags. I have to open a couple of them prior to filling them or take too long in front of produce.
Most of you are having a problem with the bags because you're trying to open the wrong end. Can't tell you how many times I've seen this in the grocery store. I don't have a problem. Lightly pinch the end between thumb and forefinger, then slide your forefinger toward your hand. Easy Peasy.
#4: This happened to me at a gathering after my grandfather's funeral. We're all in his basement, I'm kinda sitting there keeping to myself, and a Cliff Clavin line pops into my head. Got some stares for that. That's the kind of thing I still cringe about over 20 years down the road. #6: And we all know who you're voting for. #18: In 2019 the Kirkland stuff was $12 in Canada and would go on sale. As of 2 weeks ago they want $22 for it. Still the best deal around but damn. #20: Tucker Carlson put it best, he said something along the lines of "I think they all hate JD Vance so much because he has such a normal and happy marriage and all of them are living total lies."
#5 I used to get frustrated but wetting your fingers (find something just sprayed) or wadding them up helps. But still I threw a lot of them down.
ReplyDeleteWe used to have fun during "the lockdowns" by licking our fingers to open them! O' the clutching of pearls that ensued!
DeleteDon't even have to lick your fingers, just breathe on them. It only takes a tiny amount of moisture.
DeleteDefinitely licking the fingers, yep muhuh
DeleteI used to just go over to where they have a spray that wets down the vegetables. Now I don't bother.
DeleteI grab a wet piece of some veggie to get my fingers wet, it works...remember to rinse any veggies you buy...
DeleteY'all are prissy. I spit on my fingertips.
DeleteMan, I'm seeing alot of us have trouble opening those f*$^*ng produce bags. I have to open a couple of them prior to filling them or take too long in front of produce.
Delete“Y'all are prissy. I spit on my fingertips” I guess this is Ken’s version of produce hawk tuah?
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Most of you are having a problem with the bags because you're trying to open the wrong end. Can't tell you how many times I've seen this in the grocery store. I don't have a problem. Lightly pinch the end between thumb and forefinger, then slide your forefinger toward your hand. Easy Peasy.
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#5 the secret is to feel up the leafy produce that is constantly being sprayed. A little moisture on your fingertips goes a long way.
ReplyDeleteBloody good ones that are so funny because the world is so warped
ReplyDelete#17 Rubbermaid
ReplyDeleteThank you, glad I was not the only one to recognize it.
DeleteI have a bunch of those and I'm redoing my kitchen, l might add one of those.
Delete#10 sick is as sick does.
ReplyDelete#2 - Took a minute to get it.
ReplyDelete#4: This happened to me at a gathering after my grandfather's funeral. We're all in his basement, I'm kinda sitting there keeping to myself, and a Cliff Clavin line pops into my head. Got some stares for that. That's the kind of thing I still cringe about over 20 years down the road.
ReplyDelete#6: And we all know who you're voting for.
#18: In 2019 the Kirkland stuff was $12 in Canada and would go on sale. As of 2 weeks ago they want $22 for it. Still the best deal around but damn.
#20: Tucker Carlson put it best, he said something along the lines of "I think they all hate JD Vance so much because he has such a normal and happy marriage and all of them are living total lies."
#5. Yup, that's me at the Super One in PF, ID. Life is a vale of tears.
ReplyDelete#11. What the hell, could you guys do something with the hats.
ReplyDelete#20......J.D.Vance is weird?
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