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Thursday, August 22, 2024

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A Virginia man who shot and killed his friend after a fight over a pair of sneakers, proceeded to blind another man by shooting him in the eye and then bragged to police after his arrest that he got his “first two bodies,” has been found guilty of first-degree murder and aggravated malicious wounding.

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“I finally killed somebody. These are my first two bodies,” Cochran said.
FROM HERE

10 comments:

  1. Oh man, don't ruin it for us let us guess. My guess is negro.
    Daryl

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    1. Please refer to the poor individual as: "Person of color", Anon. In addition if it wasn’t for the white racists evil behavior making him angry he’d be an icon of peace and tranquility.

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    2. You are truly the Sultan of Sarcasm.

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    3. Negro is a dated expression- I would replace it with "he-gro" or "she-gro"-

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    4. Anon...baboon, porchmonkey, or feral street apes works for me.

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  2. Pity the former lame-ass democratic governor of the Commonwealth took capital punishment off the table.

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  3. Thank you for posting that. It made my day.

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  4. Starker here,
    The second man, who was shot in the head and lived. I don't understand why Dirtbag was charged with aggravated malicious wounding, & not attempted murder. In many places attempted murder carries at much lighter sentence than does murder. The fact that "providence" changed murder to attempted murder doesn't change the intent so why do the consequences change?

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  5. “I’ve been geeking to click that joint all day” I tried Google translate on this, but it couldn't recognize the language- Big Boy jail inmates will be geeking when this fresh meat arrives-

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  6. Hopefully his cellmate is Big Horny Willie, who has a big “willie” & who likes nightly “entertainment”.

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