#11 reminded me of the old joke. Which is easier to unload, a truck load of babies or a truck load of bowling balls? A truck load of babies because you can use a pitchfork
#9 hit home! I pee in the near darkness with no problem, but if you've got a pube hair strung across or dried cum, and the pee don't hit right, it's hard to adjust when you can't see.
#11. Some years ago I worked a job where we filled in an overflow lagoon for a small city that was around an acre in size. It had a "bathtub ring" of rubbers and those plastic tampon tubes all the way around and 2 feet up the bank. It was relatively shallow and clear from not being used and there were huge Largemouth Bass living in it. One of the operators had a fish fry one weekend and when asked where he caught the fish said. "Oh, out of that lagoon we've been filling in"
11 Condoms are reusable. You just turn it inside out and shake the fvck out of it
ReplyDeleteand off of it....
DeleteThe Knuckledraggin Taylor Swift Fan Club agrees that all you have to do is “Shake It Off”.
Delete#11 reminded me of the old joke. Which is easier to unload, a truck load of babies or a truck load of bowling balls?
ReplyDeleteA truck load of babies because you can use a pitchfork
Only question that comes to mind at the moment, are these live or dead babies?
DeleteWhat difference does it make, never seen a baby move fast enough to dodge a pitchfork.
DeleteReminds me of another old joke- Why do babies have soft spots on their heads? So the nurses can pick up five in each hand-
DeleteOh my, how I miss the world of 45 years ago with Truly Tasteless Jokes, Mommy Mommy jokes, Tommy jokes.
DeleteOnly difference between live babies and dead babies is one shakes the pitchfork.
DeleteAnd that's one of a whole bunch of sick, disgusting, nasty and funny as all hell jokes I heard in 4th Grade.
I said it was old.
Delete#15 - Our neigbor has 14. Loud as h*ll during mating season, after which they lose their tail feathers.
ReplyDeleteHad a trip to India. Kind of strange to see peacocks walking around in nature and not a zoo. Beautiful males. The Cary Grant of animals.
Delete#9 hit home! I pee in the near darkness with no problem, but if you've got a pube hair strung across or dried cum, and the pee don't hit right, it's hard to adjust when you can't see.
ReplyDeleteWell damn.
ReplyDelete#11. Some years ago I worked a job where we filled in an overflow lagoon for a small city that was around an acre in size. It had a "bathtub ring" of rubbers and those plastic tampon tubes all the way around and 2 feet up the bank. It was relatively shallow and clear from not being used and there were huge Largemouth Bass living in it.
ReplyDeleteOne of the operators had a fish fry one weekend and when asked where he caught the fish said. "Oh, out of that lagoon we've been filling in"
Neck
I don't get #18. Please enlighten this dunce.
ReplyDeleteMom had to watch her son dry-hump his pillow.
Delete#1 is all too sadly the truth.
ReplyDelete19. Why is the U edited out in drugs but not in "about"
ReplyDelete#9 And then you wake up
ReplyDelete- WDS