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Wednesday, August 07, 2024

Whew, he missed the dogs

PACIFIC COUNTY, Wash. (KATU) — The Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife Police (WDFW) is investigating after a Jeep driver reportedly intentionally ran over a flock of seagulls on a Pacific County beach, killing 25, before nearly running down two beachgoers walking their dogs.
-Don in Oregon

6 comments:

  1. They didn't get the license plate?

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  2. Dude looks like Bill Clinton, bet he's fully-vaxxed-and-boosted and did this almost automatically.

    I expect a lot of these stories that make no sense to be coming out as civilization unravels.

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  3. You mean that there’s not a $10 a head bounty on them….??

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  4. Seagulls!!! Score! 25 is a proud number of flying sea rats in one swoop (See what I did there?). Don't worry, there's millions more left. Almost like environmentalist!

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  5. I saw a Flock of Seagulls, they opened for The Go Go's back in the 80s.

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  6. They shoulda run away.
    -lg

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