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Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

When police arrived at the residence, evidence of the ravioli attack was splattered on the victim, according to an arrest report.

In the latest food attack plaguing the U.S., a 21-year-old woman--angry that her sister would not share grub she brought home--was arrested on a ravioli a la battery charge.
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11 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyAugust 27, 2024 at 5:18 AM

    Surprising. Monkeys usually fling their pooh. However, if they were Chef Boyardee turds I might cut the chimp some slack.

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  2. Bright EyesAugust 27, 2024 at 5:34 AM

    "Blood related sister?" Where do they come up with this shit?

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    1. AnonymousAugust 27, 2024 at 10:35 AM

      Both of their mommas banged the same ten guys-

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  3. AnonymousAugust 27, 2024 at 5:42 AM

    Shall I guess?

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  4. AnonymousAugust 27, 2024 at 5:42 AM

    She wuz HANGRY!!

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  5. AnonymousAugust 27, 2024 at 6:45 AM

    At least it wasn't watermelons...

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  6. RickAugust 27, 2024 at 10:02 AM

    The U.S. is plagued with food fights? Why wasn't I aware of this. No one tells me nothing.

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    1. wirecutterAugust 27, 2024 at 10:43 AM

      Shit, half of my Florida Reports involve somebody beating somebody else with food.

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    2. Unclezip Is Pointing&LaughingAugust 27, 2024 at 12:39 PM

      Welcome to the party, pal...

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  7. AnonymousAugust 27, 2024 at 10:29 AM

    I hope they took sauce swabs- this could be crucial evidence-

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