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Monday, September 16, 2024

Aaand it's Monday..... gifdump

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33 comments:

  1. #9 Amazing the flying bollard did not kill several

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    1. Its amazing that the rope didn't snap and do the same thing.

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    2. Whenever a mast was being testsd or lines being load tested we cleared the pier of personnel. WTAF, those lines can cut you right in half.

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  2. #8 Stupid is as stupid does.

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    1. Fred in Texas; Sudden air density changes are a bitch that close to the ground. I bet that drone wasn't cheap. Furthermore, I don't think they showed the battery meltdown!

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  3. #6: from the already present skid marks, this was a practice session that went bad.

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    1. I think that is a BMW Z4 from the early 2000s. Do NOT turn off traction control. About 2008 where I lived, a gent borrowed his sister's new Z4, turned off TC, and hit it hard turning onto a local 4-lane road. Lost it like that and totaled sis's car.

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    2. BMWs from before traction control were built so that you could control the slide... *if* you knew how. After traction control they started skimping on that.

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    3. Had a 2001 with the M3 engine. Scary fast. Would swap ends in a heartbeat if you pushed it to hard in a curve.

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  4. #2 - I only ever threw a hand grenade once, in basic at Fort Dix. Instead of hitting the dirt, as instructed, I wanted to see the explosion, so I crouched down with just my eyes and top of my helmet over the berm. A second later I get slammed into the dirt and targeted by a string of profanity by the D.I.

    Basic Training 101 - The drill instructor never thinks it's as funny as you do.

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  5. #2 Throws like a chick...

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    1. Range coach was good and fast. Jeff C in NC

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  6. 8) That drone accidentally flew by Hillary's bathroom window and saw her naked in the shower and could no longer handle life on this world.
    9) At first I thought that was a person that was thrown into the water.
    I wonder if that thing skipped

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  7. # 9. That's a strong line to pull that bollard out like that.
    JD

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    1. Dyneema, Amsteel many ropes out perform steel cable, truly incredible..

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  8. #2: Me throwing a ball in elementary school.
    #3: Ends too soon.
    #8: A fitting end for any consumer drone. I love the totally half-assed attempt at a save too.

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  9. #8 hot air is thinner- thus, no lift.

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    1. It's true. That's why helicopter's lift capabilities are reduced in hot climates.

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    2. Starker here,
      That's why pilots use Density Altitude charts or calculators. Higher the temperature is the same as higher altitude. It affects maximum load, runway length & rate of climb, also engine power. Helicopters used to fight forest fires have to be much more careful compared to fixed wing.

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  10. the crowd on the dock was very lucky the bollard broke instead of the rope coming loose from the boat and whipping back to the dock.

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    1. I think it had to be a Kevlar line. They will rip the bollard off the pier (or ship) before they part. When they do part, no snapback.

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  11. #3. Had that happen as a young teen on a pedal bike pre-helmet days. No fun for me (still have road rash scarring) and destroyed my bike's forks.

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    1. Anonymous 1:21- Me too! But I went to pop a wheelie and the forks came away from the front tire. It seemed like forever until I hit the pavement, giving my hands a super bad case of road rash.
      I also hit a road closed sign at the bottom of a hill on my bike. I cut it a bit too close and bit the dust. I can't remember just how badly I was scraped up that time, but no doubt it was bad.

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    2. Oof. I never had a front wheel separate from the the fork, but my first 10
      speed after outgrowing dirt bikes (about 1986) had the old school curved end handlebars secured by a single long bolt in the top center. That bolt just spontaneously worked loose one day as I was going downhill at a pretty good clip on a road that had been recently chip sealed, a process in which a liquid asphalt emulsion is sprayed on the road surface, then chat type gravel is spread over that, becoming embedded in the liquid asphalt).

      Makes for a comparatively cheap way to resurface a road, but not a place you want to loose control and wipe out. Which is precisely what happened when the handlebars no longer had any control over the fork. Luckily I missed much worse damage by kind of "jumping" towards the grass on the side of the road, but still had some road rash. The bike got all phuqed up, though I did manage to get it put back together and usable again after a couple of days.

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    3. I will never forget the “ka-chink” sound as my front tire dropped out the forks as I got air over a culvert hump. Still have the scars and chipped teeth.

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  12. #1 I always tie or screw the wood block to the joist before I position the jackpost.
    #3 The gif ended too soon.
    #6 Should have released the throttle when it started to slide
    #7 The hardware that comes with build-it-yourself shelves is crap
    #9 Was the bollard held on by rusted Chinesium bolts?
    Al_in_Ottawa

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  13. #8. A fitting end to those annoying little things

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  14. #10- the honey doing crunches looks like she needs an exercise partner.

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  15. #2 “You are a no-go at this station.” Good save DI!
    #6 Tanks don’t go where cattails grow, and neither do BMWs. Dumbass.

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  16. #2- once the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is no longer your friend. And if the striker slaps home, you have the rest of your life to take cover.

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  17. #2: those holes were obviously dug for just this reason.

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  18. Being old, #8 reminds me of the ending to the original Japanese sci-fi flick, "Rodan"
    - WDS

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