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Friday, September 06, 2024

Be like Flo

A Maine woman decided to take one last shot at her allegedly abusive mother after her death by writing a brutally candid obituary. 

Following the passing of Florence 'Flo' Harrelson, 65, in February, her estranged daughter Christina Novak said she wrote the obituary after only finding out this month that her mother had passed. 

'(Harrelson) died without family by her side due to burnt bridges and a wake of destruction left in her path,' Novak wrote on the obituary, published in the Kennebec Journal and Morning Sentinel.
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Piss off everybody and then die with no obituary, no funeral, and leaving everybody wondering.
Personally, I wouldn't care one way or another if my blood family is notified of my death. Once I moved from California to Tennessee, I became a non-person. The only one of my relatives that has contacted me was my uncle to let me know my cousin had died. Other than that, not a single one of them has reached out to me for anything, so yeah, let 'em wonder.
Don't get me wrong, there's no hard feelings as far as I know, but I got tired of being the only one to make an effort.