Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.
Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.
Apparently LMPD has identified the perp and has stated that he has a neurological disorder; and, there is nothing more to add. Case closed. regards, Alemaster
ReplyDeleteCould have been worse, he didn't put it in a bag, set it afire, and ring the bell.
ReplyDeleteYeah, missed opportunity. ;-)
DeleteOh, you can be quite certain there's a reason...
ReplyDeleteDoesn't anybody wipe anymore?
ReplyDeleteI do.
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