Ready to hear about a fella's life who will instantly make you feel better about yours? Well, I've got the perfect sucker just for you, Eagles' fans listen closely.
An anonymous man split his penis in half during a motorcycle accident back in 2020. Not great, but hey modern medicine is a beautiful thing, right? Doctors quickly reconstructed his penis and made it brand new. Only problem? It got infected immediately and forced them to amputate. No more penis. Bad situation to find yourself in if you ask me.
-WiscoDave
