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An anonymous man split his penis in half during a motorcycle accident back in 2020. Not great, but hey modern medicine is a beautiful thing, right? Doctors quickly reconstructed his penis and made it brand new. Only problem? It got infected immediately and forced them to amputate. No more penis. Bad situation to find yourself in if you ask me.
-WiscoDave
Shiiiit.. I lost a finger in a turbocharger and thought That was a big deal. He probably wouldn't do well working in the oilfield. It's good to be able to get it out far enough to take a leak while wearing several layers.
ReplyDeleteIf yer pipe is too short and your pump is too weak. You better stand back or you'll piss on yer feet.
DeleteWife to husband: Hey Stubs! Strap on and lets go!!!
ReplyDeleteGB
Don't worry son the Transgender community has your back.
ReplyDeletePlenty of chopped off ones in the used market.
Deletehe didn't say who strapped on. Just saying.
DeleteWorking for a mechanical company at a compressed gas plant the prime contractor's safety weasel told the story of one of their hands, Eddie, some years before, who was in a hurry, knelt down with a board across his legs to make a cut and the saw kicked back and you guessed it, cut his dick off.
ReplyDeleteHe started the story with "This is no laughing matter" but me being me I couldn't help but ask where "Dickless Ed" was now.
Neck
That article writer deserves a penectomy. The poor bastards wife "should be" cheating on him? Yeah, and every man whose wife gets a bilateral/double mastectomy "deserves" a big titty goth gf on the side. Jackass. Know how many veterans got their junk damaged in Afghanistan and Iraq? FFS.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, damn. Post-surgical infection results in penile amputation? Fuuuck. Transplant? It's a thing!