SPRINGFIELD, OH — A Chinese food buffet was forced to close Monday after Haitian immigrants completely decimated the local Chinese food supply.
"This business has been in my family for many years," said Duke Wong, owner of Happy China Yum Yum in Springfield, Ohio. "With 20,000 Haitian migrants roaming the town, all our delicious local ingredients have disappeared."
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Bwahahaha. That's hilarious. I am concerned, however, that it will get cited somewhere.
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DeleteBabylon Bee. Poor choice, too close to reality to be very funny.
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How Aurora, Colo., became a migrant gang war zone after Tren de Aragua took over apartment complexes in quiet suburb [ ...has taken in more than 42,000 migrants since 2022]
https://nypost.com/2024/09/12/us-news/inside-the-migrant-gang-warzone-of-aurora-colorado/
It’s Not Just Springfield, This Small Town In Pennsylvania Is Overrun By Haitian Migrants, Too
https://www.dailywire.com/news/its-not-just-springfield-this-small-town-in-pennsylvania-is-overrun-by-haitian-migrants-too
The name "Happy China Yum Yum" is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteTrinidad CO. Has a "Wonderful House" Chinese restaurant-one of the best places I've eaten there.
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There are no more unintentional consequences in this democracy.
ReplyDeleteNo stir fried cat sum dum ??
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JD
No more cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon?
ReplyDeleteGive the Haitians moo goo gipan made with real moo goo fresh from the honey wagon.
Got us a Happy Garden here in town
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ReplyDeleteAnother story with more truth to it than most want to admit....
ReplyDeleteIn or near the Twin Shitties there are the Joy Garden, Joy Kitchen and Joy Luck Restaurant.
ReplyDeleteChinese love them some joy.