#3 - that was very brave of that man to do that. Cat just saved one of its lives for later on
Years ago when my then girlfriend and I were driving down a road, a six lane street was suddenly stopped, when a kid riding a Big Wheel trike drove from the apartment complex to go to Burger King restaurant across the street. Odds were the parents and kid did that all the time and kid decided to go on his own.
#8 - Reminds me of that old Chuck Norris movie line in 'Lone Wolf McQuade'.
"How'd you like to bite that in the a$$, develop lockjaw and get dragged to death."
#3 That's how I got my current cat, Pip Squeak. On September 9th, 2022, I acquired a lost kitten from Kay Davis, who got the kitten from Helen Murrietta. Helen found the kitten in the middle of the street at Nishi's Quick Mart & Carryout, 6505 E Livingston Ave, Reynoldsburg, OH, which is near East Livingston and Lucks Road. Cars were passing over him, and Helen stopped to get him in the middle of the morning rush hour - bending the minds and breaking the tempers of all the drivers behind her. She may have flipped them off.
Years ago the physical therapist working with my wife told me to put my hand down the back of her pants, grab the waistband and lift; the idea being to show me how to assist my wife up our porch steps when she got home from the hospital.
I told her twice it wasn't a good idea, but she was insistent.
In my junior college (discount knowledge) town, there was a U.S. highway that slowed to a 35mph zone next to a golf course for a couple of holes. A classmate nailed a cop car's door so fucking hard and loud that he stopped and got out to look! He didn't have to pay for any of his beers that night.
#7- That wouldn't have stopped the Road Runner :)
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#3 not much meat on that one
ReplyDeleteFortunately for the cat, the driver does not appear to be Haitian.
Delete#3. seems most hero's don't wear capes.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I would call him a good man too. question about ( , was he trying to hit the cop car ?
Delete#4 is Beirut?
ReplyDelete#4: Hezbollah pagers going off?
ReplyDelete" Hello Alexa, blow the living room to hell "
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#4 The flashes are lightning in the cloud layer.
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#8. How I met your mother.
ReplyDelete#3 - that was very brave of that man to do that. Cat just saved one of its lives for later on
DeleteYears ago when my then girlfriend and I were driving down a road, a six lane street was suddenly stopped, when a kid riding a Big Wheel trike drove from the apartment complex to go to Burger King restaurant across the street. Odds were the parents and kid did that all the time and kid decided to go on his own.
#8 - Reminds me of that old Chuck Norris movie line in 'Lone Wolf McQuade'.
"How'd you like to bite that in the a$$, develop lockjaw and get dragged to death."
#3 That's how I got my current cat, Pip Squeak. On September 9th, 2022, I acquired a lost kitten from Kay Davis, who got the kitten from Helen Murrietta. Helen found the kitten in the middle of the street at Nishi's Quick Mart & Carryout, 6505 E Livingston Ave, Reynoldsburg, OH, which is near East Livingston and Lucks Road. Cars were passing over him, and Helen stopped to get him in the middle of the morning rush hour - bending the minds and breaking the tempers of all the drivers behind her. She may have flipped them off.
ReplyDelete#7- Reality is but an illusion-
ReplyDelete#8- Pussy Wedgie!
Years ago the physical therapist working with my wife told me to put my hand down the back of her pants, grab the waistband and lift; the idea being to show me how to assist my wife up our porch steps when she got home from the hospital.
ReplyDeleteI told her twice it wasn't a good idea, but she was insistent.
Me: Here goes!
Her: YEEEEEEERPPP!!!
She wound up with an atomic wedgie.
Me: I TOLD you that was a bad idea!!!
6 - Haitian Rooba?
ReplyDeleteRoomba, dammit
ReplyDeleteI've stopped in Fla. to remove box turtles from the road...apparently some people aim for them...however...I would never touch a snapper...
ReplyDelete#10) Pee Wee's new phrase of the day: "Wring out the rug".
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ReplyDeleteIn my junior college (discount knowledge) town, there was a U.S. highway that slowed to a 35mph zone next to a golf course for a couple of holes. A classmate nailed a cop car's door so fucking hard and loud that he stopped and got out to look! He didn't have to pay for any of his beers that night.