I've raised Box turtles for 50yrs & never thought to try & kiss one. Good way to get botulism, salmonella & a few other things you don't want. And turtles ain't a real good pet anyway.
Yep. I have dodgy knees from crashing motorbikes as a youth and that hurts. Only had people do it twice since and both got the message that it was unacceptable to do that.
#9 Clearly, she wasn't Haitian...
ReplyDeleteAmbush ahead..
Delete#2 - That is a good reason for me to have an over the shoulder sling for my bag or briefcase while traveling.
ReplyDelete#9 - Henry J. Henhouse III, aka "Super Chicken" from the "George of the Jungle" cartoon show.
ReplyDelete#1 - I had a 10" long Red Eared Slider in my turtle collection when I was a kid. That bastard would bite. Every time he got a chance.
ReplyDeleteI've raised Box turtles for 50yrs & never thought to try & kiss one. Good way to get botulism, salmonella & a few other things you don't want. And turtles ain't a real good pet anyway.
Delete#6 is just cause for a massive ass whoopin'. Later. When the guy is sober. But, ass whoopin' nonetheless!
ReplyDelete#6 - "And that's how the fight started ..."
DeleteYep. I have dodgy knees from crashing motorbikes as a youth and that hurts. Only had people do it twice since and both got the message that it was unacceptable to do that.
Delete#3. The reason I was a soldier instead of a sailor. Heard enough stories about storms at sea from my uncle to convince me I wanted no part in it
ReplyDelete#1 Ended to soon. Morons. Gotta loves me one videoing themself's
ReplyDelete#3 Barfing up stuff I ate 7 years ago
Backwoods Okie
#9 - She didn't think he was watching yesterday when she came home with that 3 piece meal.
ReplyDelete#1 ... Duck face meets turtle lips.
ReplyDelete#8, when bae pulls down her spandex pants.
ReplyDelete- WDS