#5 is an intentional joke. "Ris" is the Swedish word for "rice," and the description on the box is full of over-clear innuendo involving creaminess and fish.
#2 - its an object used to kill smokers who drive drunk. pro tip: don't drunkenly reach down to pick your lighter off of the floor because you'll steer your car drunkenly into a bridge abutment.
I’ve still got a scar on my thumb from testing one of those while left alone in the car while my mom went to an appointment. I think I was 4. The 70s were a better time.
#10 - The clean airplay version of "Talk Dirty to the Animals" (Gilda Radner) was better because it left the strategic bits unsaid, merely suggested for one's own dirty mind to fill in.
While on the surface #20 sounds like a great idea the facts are it needs to have at least 700 barrels, an autoloader giving it 20 shots per barrel per minute minimum and enough range to get them halfway back to China, Africa, Venezuela or what ever shit hole they came from. They can walk the rest of the way.
#4 - I thought 'how could he cut off that many man-buns and not get killed', then, I remembered the kind of guys who have them. #5 - Fish flavored - I'm sure. #19 - My wife and two daughters buy everything Pumpkin Spice flavored. It pisses me off because I won't eat any of it!
I remember from when I was young a couple of guys trying to get a Massey Ferguson tractor to run properly after they had done some sort of service on it. Hours went buy, valve trains were removed and refitted but eventually swapping spark plug leads on cylinders 2 & 3 fixed it. I didn't dare laugh.
Two neighbors bought an old John Deere B. At the sale, the former owner started it for them and they drove it on their trailer. Another neighbor came by while they were trying without success to start it to get it off the trailer. The neighbor asked if they wanted him to try since he grew up with Deere A's and B's. Started right up for him. They had been turning the flywheel backwards for nearly two hours. Beer was involved. A lot of beer.
#20-, I think using a C-130 might be a better idea, fly over the Gulf and open the rear door. then go into a steep climb until the back is empty. repeat as needed. one thing though, has to do this at least 50 miles off shore, any shore to work. you would get more for your buck. gunpowder costs a lot these days ! but for special cases I could see using it. on the plus side, it would be a lot easier to get illegals to get on a plane than climb into a cannon. just saying. dave in pa.
#20: Trebuchets are more environmentally friendly, and just more fun fun FUN! Plus, if you build them big enough, you can launch several people at once
4. God Bless you, Craig Ledbetter, wherever you are
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If he indeed did what he did, then yes, he did...
Delete#20: Potato cannon? No. BEANER CANNON!!!! #2 can be used to light it!
Delete#5 is an intentional joke. "Ris" is the Swedish word for "rice," and the description on the box is full of over-clear innuendo involving creaminess and fish.
ReplyDelete...You eat it then...
DeleteThanks for the expo. I was wondering what country that came from.
Delete#2 - its an object used to kill smokers who drive drunk. pro tip: don't drunkenly reach down to pick your lighter off of the floor because you'll steer your car drunkenly into a bridge abutment.
ReplyDeleteI’ve still got a scar on my thumb from testing one of those while left alone in the car while my mom went to an appointment. I think I was 4. The 70s were a better time.
DeleteDon't drop a penny in the hole. Trust me. My dad was p*ssed.
Delete#4 something I've wanted to do for years ....hate a saddle horn
ReplyDelete#20 I think that would clear the wall.
ReplyDeletea new form of skeet shooting. i'm in and will bring the beer.
DeleteEven if it doesn't, it's a win...
DeletePerfect!
Delete#4 They mispelled Hero. He did us all a public service, set the man free.
ReplyDeleteGreg is super correct
DeleteUnless your name is Toshiro Mifune packing a fuckin samurai sword ... cut that shit off dirty hippie
#10 - The clean airplay version of "Talk Dirty to the Animals" (Gilda Radner) was better because it left the strategic bits unsaid, merely suggested for one's own dirty mind to fill in.
ReplyDeleteWhile on the surface #20 sounds like a great idea the facts are it needs to have at least 700 barrels, an autoloader giving it 20 shots per barrel per minute minimum and enough range to get them halfway back to China, Africa, Venezuela or what ever shit hole they came from. They can walk the rest of the way.
ReplyDeleteWith you on the repeater aspect, but remember that range becomes less important with velocity and/or altitude.
Delete#4 - I thought 'how could he cut off that many man-buns and not get killed', then, I remembered the kind of guys who have them.
ReplyDelete#5 - Fish flavored - I'm sure.
#19 - My wife and two daughters buy everything Pumpkin Spice flavored. It pisses me off because I won't eat any of it!
#8 What a drag, I think that's a Massy Feguson. I hope somebody died. We had one on the farm in the fifties. What a tractor it was at the time.
ReplyDeleteThat's a Massey-Harris. Looks like it's a Pacemaker.
DeleteI remember from when I was young a couple of guys trying to get a Massey Ferguson tractor to run properly after they had done some sort of service on it. Hours went buy, valve trains were removed and refitted but eventually swapping spark plug leads on cylinders 2 & 3 fixed it. I didn't dare laugh.
ReplyDeleteTwo neighbors bought an old John Deere B. At the sale, the former owner started it for them and they drove it on their trailer. Another neighbor came by while they were trying without success to start it to get it off the trailer. The neighbor asked if they wanted him to try since he grew up with Deere A's and B's. Started right up for him. They had been turning the flywheel backwards for nearly two hours. Beer was involved. A lot of beer.
Delete#8 - Let's test the brakes Arlo...
ReplyDeletere: #4- what criminal?
ReplyDelete#20-, I think using a C-130 might be a better idea, fly over the Gulf and open the rear door.
ReplyDeletethen go into a steep climb until the back is empty. repeat as needed. one thing though, has to do this at least 50 miles off shore, any shore to work. you would get more for your buck.
gunpowder costs a lot these days ! but for special cases I could see using it.
on the plus side, it would be a lot easier to get illegals to get on a plane than climb into a cannon. just saying. dave in pa.
#20 for the win. If he needs contributions, I'll kick in a few dollars.
ReplyDelete#20 I give you, The Mexicannon!
ReplyDelete#18 - All day.
ReplyDelete#20: "No, we're NOT repurposing our pumpkin cannons.
ReplyDeleteThis is what we built them for. The pumpkins were just training ammo."
#2 Count me guilty. 1954 sitting in my dad's car I wondered what the lighter would do to his plastic car seats.
ReplyDelete#20: Trebuchets are more environmentally friendly, and just more fun fun FUN!
ReplyDeletePlus, if you build them big enough, you can launch several people at once
18: Doctor must be under 40.
ReplyDelete20: If I remember right, there were Mexicans getting INTO the country via this method.